Wayne will take a trip with you and the kids. Course you gotta be willing to listen to his stories about Cheebus, plus I hear it gets kind of rapeish at nights.
Are you 12 or is it that you're borderline illiterate? Once. I tell you once. Now go check their website & the hundreds of testimonials on the magicweb & the rave reviews on TripAdvisor, and do a bit of footwork of your own, sailor. And pay attention to what Carter inferred: don't go for the cheap version of 'surf instruction' that results in you perched in a windowless white van with your pale buttockals exposed as that mumbling, drooling man closes in on you.
