Surf Industry Revolution

It all depends

 

Aqua dump is preferred.

 

Yes, this.

How is your diet? If you are vegetarian you must make sure you thoroughly chew your food so the fibers don't remain in the sande too long.

Also, if you drink strong beer the hop content of your dookie may disrupt the ph of the dune birds nesting habitat.

Finally, if you eat mostly fast food please do not doo doo in the dunes because that shit takes longer to break down than irradiated styrofoam.

 

If this was the stuff SR still did, I would be all about giving them my money. But, as you mentioned in an earlier post, they've become a bunch of nazi's attempting to do stupid shit like ban smoking at the beaches. As much as I want to like them as an organization, I can't get behind the attempts at liberal social engineering that they always seem to be involved in these days (at least on the national level). Kinda sad imo, as they could be doing great stuff.

 

They're a must when freediving.

Just... never look back...

 

I prefer dropping deuce in water instead of land. No wipey necessary. It's like one giant bidet.

 

I must respectfully disagree with the SI elder statesmen's opinion on this matter (Kid, LB, Pump) Current and drift can create a 'back flow' event resulting in the human feces swirling about you and your bort. A sand dune fecal discharge followed by swift cover up and self extraction from the scene leaves you unscathed. Now, I know you may cite the case Chavez vs the City of Sea Isle to show evidence that dune dropping is against state law and local ordinance as well as being counter to all human decency but the horror, oh the horror of seeing that Lincoln log reappear at your feet is more than I can bear.

 

the proper aqua poop etiquette would be to go down current of your crew. Its ALWAYS acceptable to do it upcurrent of SUPers.

 

Freak'n poetry there, brother! Hysterical!!! Holy shit... too funny.

And yes... there is always the danger of a vortex backswirl.

 

It's happend to me once in the Hobe Sound National Wildlife Refuge of all places, miles away from anything resembling a toilet, it chased me in circles like a little brown shark pup. Never againne.

Just wear depends for cryin out loud.

 

I already do, damn it!!!

 

Overwhelmed by hard cold scientific fact, I grudgingly must concur.

A thousand thanks for helping me see the light on this earth moving evidence.

On another note, I think this thread has been effectively shit on. Well done my good man.

 

Always, I mean Always face up the dune...