surf 'n sex

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by mtd, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    LOLLL... now did you make that up or find it?
     
  2. JMD

    JMD Well-Known Member

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    Jun 26, 2007
    I would rather bang out mother oceans big gaping "back door" over any other chick...;)
     

  3. Magnaplasm

    Magnaplasm Member

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    Oct 13, 2008
    I cant knock ya on that, Id rather a good day of surf over sex day.

    But the best is have a great surf and railin your lady in the shower after... Haha
     
  4. saxaxe

    saxaxe Member

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    May 20, 2008
    Amen to that!
     
  5. Jettylife521

    Jettylife521 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 16, 2007
    That is ****ed up but very true. Ahahaha. Love the idea behind it tho... :p
     
  6. frylock89

    frylock89 Well-Known Member

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    Sep 20, 2008
    east coast

    living here on the east coast def WAVES
     
  7. Lindz

    Lindz Member

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    Sep 15, 2008
    hmm

    WAVES! for sure
     
  8. ...LostInFlorida

    ...LostInFlorida Well-Known Member

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    Jun 3, 2008
    well, the way i see it, getting laid is like pulling in the barrel, sometimes you need to be forcefull to get to it,
    gentel when you get in it,
    and when sh!t starts to go bad,... run like hell.
     
  9. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    LOLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Keep these analogies coming.. they are great..
     
  10. smithtim

    smithtim Active Member

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    Sep 24, 2008
    or even better take a few week vacation where you surf all mornign into mid afternoon; do a little drinking and eating then have sex for the rest of the day into the midnight hours and OK sleep for a few hours before starting all over :eek:

    hmmm the question that comes is should yoru gf / wife be in the water surfing with you OR should surfing be a peacefull time between yourself & mother ocean????
     
  11. windswellsucks

    windswellsucks Well-Known Member

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    Oct 20, 2007
    funny ass thread... if its firing i think most any of the wave-starved regulars on this forum would be in the water instead of in the sheets
     
  12. dbiz135

    dbiz135 Well-Known Member

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    Oct 3, 2007
    I bone every night.......so waves it is!!!!!!
     
  13. jbird

    jbird Well-Known Member

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    Jan 25, 2007
    Bang Jessica Simpson
    Video it and sell it to Vivid
    Buy an island place and surf waves for the rest of your life.
     
  14. Driftingalong

    Driftingalong Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2008
    The main difference is your gf/wife probably wouldn't like you slotting a whole bunch of different "tubes;" while the ocean doesn't mind (probably even likes it).
     
  15. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    BAHAHAH!!! This thread is great...


    Waves > girls!!! ;)
     
  16. DaveyB

    DaveyB Well-Known Member

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    Sep 24, 2008
    hahaha that could work!!
     
  17. locosteez

    locosteez Member

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    Oct 17, 2008
    All depends on how perfect the wave is and or how perfect the chick is... cuz the two of them are very beautiful things... i often contemplate which i like more... thats why when i seen this i had to post...good thing about waves is that they dont start *****in when u dont spen enought time with them ... and they dont get jealous when you wanna ride other waves lol... btw salvias some crazy **** dude... try and keep this thred goin peps its pretty funny
     
  18. locosteez

    locosteez Member

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    Oct 17, 2008
    holy **** i didnt kno u wernet allowed to cus on here lol
     
  19. kaisoul

    kaisoul Active Member

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    Jan 31, 2008
    Being married, I easily get more action in the bedroom than the ocean so I'll take a surf over sex for sure. However, how many of us can admit this to our women without getting our puds chopped off?:eek:
     
  20. wbsurfer

    wbsurfer Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2008
    every time i read this bullitien it gets better and better every time so keep it going.