Surf Product Inventions

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by SHREDSLED, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Always gotta have a filter on a proper spliff:cool:
  2. staystoked

    staystoked Well-Known Member

    Dec 27, 2009
    retractable leashes like the ones for dogs

  3. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    True story. Such an advantage in all aspects of performance.
  4. tomomp

    tomomp Active Member

    Jan 30, 2013
    Always thought it would be cool to have some kind of blow up bouy type thing with a retractable cord on the bottom and a small weight that could be put outside the lineup. that had speakers you could connect to an mp3. like good speakers that are loud as ****! Maybe everyone in the lineup wouldn't like my choice of music. But it would still be pretty sick to have. Probably wouldn't work well on big days lol. but the average waist to chest high days would be pretty cool
  5. 34thStreetSurfing

    34thStreetSurfing Well-Known Member

    Aug 13, 2009
    My buddies tied an anchor to a body board. Then on-top of said sponge, they attached a milk crate. Inside the milk crate was a cooler. Inside the cooler were a handful of adult beverages. They anchored the contraption outside the lineup, and wham, floating dehydration station.
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bruddah, I think we got the same bruddahs!
  7. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Thor rocks!!!! Funny funny stuff.

    How about remote controlled battery powered shark fins that you could deploy to clear out the lineup before a mid am paddle out at you favorite peak? No more need for dawn patrol for those solitaire sessions. Or a sharknado generator? That would be cool, no? Us southerners could unleash some fury on New Joisey lineups. With our abundance of sharks down here, we could import them up north for free. Then snake their biotches. Oh, I forgot, the Jerzey Goilz already are down here trolling for Florida surfers with real tans that can shred 23 footers or tight hollow tubes all the same.
  8. pcsurfer2

    pcsurfer2 Active Member

    May 15, 2013
    I have a beer belt that holds a six pack it could probably be modified so they wont fall out when paddling out. I think I am going to rig it up to be able to do that.
  9. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Reading my mind. Is it disorderly conduct or disturbing the peace if you pose any type of fake shark threat?
  10. goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2011
    Bingo! Sign me up for 6. That'd be good for hours of laughs
  11. grom-ajb

    grom-ajb Member

    Jun 13, 2013
    I've always thought some sort of goop to rub on your board to reduce foot slippage would be SICK. I have this problem with my back foot slipping off the tail forcing me into a split mid-shred. I usually just ride it out.
  12. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

    Jun 6, 2012
    What about a surfboard with a built in motor? You could just jet around the line up and you wouldn't even have to paddle for waves.
  13. Steve83

    Steve83 Well-Known Member

    Apr 17, 2013
    A floating porter John. Nobody likes riding a log
  14. GoodVibes

    GoodVibes Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2008
    A string of 25 inflatable lineup dummies with sinkers.Just throw them out in the water first thing in the morning and it looks like your lineup is to packed so know one will paddle out near you. Sort of like those dummies you stick in the car .
  15. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    There is this really cool invention. It's called surf wax. Just sayin!
  16. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Here's to you, Real Man of Genius.

    Purely awesome.
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You ok brah? You best check your fuse box to see if the one marked "sarcasm" need replacement!
  18. Dalarast

    Dalarast Well-Known Member

    May 2, 2013
    Would love a longer board that I could perhaps stand on and use an oar or some sort to paddle into waves... show all them regular surfers how cool I am when I can paddle from the deep into all the waves....

    Sarcasm aside....

    Camel bladder built into the wetsuit to hold coffee for cold DPs and provide warmth for the initial cold rush; but insulated so not to burn your back while on.

    Wrist mounted air-horn that can be initiated anytime someone is about to drop in on you and the simple: "Got wave" or mindless grunt does not work.

    Shrink ray... small days just be able to shrink yourself down to the waves size... epic 23 footers all the time on ankle high days ;)
  19. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Just going thru the initial throes of a flat spell bro. Thanks for lookin out. Fuse boxed checked.
  20. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Roger that, mate. I've been in and out of several odd stages of swell withdrawal myself. Got a couple takeoffs tonight in 10 inches of mush and told my brah that it must be like what smokers feel after getting a couple puffs on a cig during a short work break. Good for another four hours til I get the shakes again. Let's see if the females can be a solid anaesthetic tonight.

    In other news...the Feds are currently outside of BCN's parents' house as he's cyberstalking at least eight different unsuspecting targets.