Surfers are PoosWahs

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Bite_My_Kite, Aug 25, 2015.

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  1. Aug 25, 2015 #1
    Bite_My_Kite

    Bite_My_Kite New Member

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    Aug 25, 2015
    First of all, I don't surf. Surfing is something little kids do when their mommies drop them off at the beach.

    Yet another encounter with one of you d-bags at VA Beach's north end has brought me to this forum to finally tell you what's what.

    Why are you all such whining beeeyatches? Flapping around in the water, jealous of our wind-powered speed.

    Yesterday, i'm cruising up from 40th to Ft Story, getting the stink eye from a bunch of you fools, dodging speed-bumps (YOU) as I surf (way better than you) in and out of the shorebreak. Around 70-something, I'm blasting towards some dude (douche) and his kid on surfboard and decide to show off a little board-off high jump action for the kid. I land next to the kid and he's stoked! But dad freaks the F out and starts screaming at me like a rabid gorilla.

    Hahaha, you fools, "Show some respect for talent" is all I had to yell at him and to the rest of you morons!

    So, what'd I do next? I'm glad you asked... I swung out about 100 yards offshore and came screaming back at the dumbe-arse dad, carving back about 2-ft in front of his face and spray-blasting him. You shoulda seen the look on his face! Like every one of the rest of you open-mouthed monkeys.

    The Ape wanted to meet me on the beach, but I don't play with Children!

    Respect True Talent, you Pooswahs! You'll see me soon doing laps around you.
     
    Bite_My_Kite, Aug 25, 2015
    Bite_My_Kite, Aug 25, 2015
  3. Aug 25, 2015 #2
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Another kite fairy sprinkling dust. Shuffle along tinker belle.
     
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  5. Aug 25, 2015 #3
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    on second thought no, I'm not that violent. Just get tangled up in your ropes tightly whilst in the watre, will ya
     
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  6. Aug 25, 2015 #4
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    You sound like a girl
     
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  7. Aug 25, 2015 #5
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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  8. Aug 25, 2015 #6
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Not chich but someone trying to make us think it is?

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  9. Aug 25, 2015 #7
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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  10. Aug 25, 2015 #8
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    Holy fock
     
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  11. Aug 25, 2015 #9
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    Holy fock
     
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  12. Aug 25, 2015 #10
    huuor

    huuor Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2012
    Like your kite, sir - you are full of nothing but wind.
     
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  13. Aug 25, 2015 #11
    scotty

    scotty Well-Known Member

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    Best first post yet - edges out E-Mass's novellette about getting his surf buddy into and out trouble on a heavy water day.
     
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  14. Aug 25, 2015 #12
    capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

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    Nice work metard .. and ouch.. looks like bite_my_jetty to the kite-ster on the kiester.
     
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  15. Aug 25, 2015 #13
    ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

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    yawn
     
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  16. Aug 25, 2015 #14
    Speed Bump

    Speed Bump Well-Known Member

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    Jun 3, 2014
    So you bunched up your rainbow kite like an enormous pair of panties, and ran away from the big scary surfer, like a nonce?

    Who's the pooswah, again?
     
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  17. Aug 25, 2015 #15
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

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    whats a pooswah?seriously
     
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  18. Aug 25, 2015 #16
    mrcoop

    mrcoop Well-Known Member

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    I would have to say this made the top 10 stupid post...trying to be funny or serious...seriously stupid.
     
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  19. Aug 25, 2015 #17
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    do not blaspheme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  20. Aug 25, 2015 #18
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    Sir is his mom's name.
     
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  21. Aug 25, 2015 #19
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    timmmaayyyy
     
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  22. Aug 25, 2015 #20
    surfhunt

    surfhunt Member

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    Sep 11, 2014
    wow you are so cool
     
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