Surfers are PoosWahs

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Bite_My_Kite, Aug 25, 2015.

  1. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    No it doesn't. Do you even kitesurf?
  2. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    first of all, all the guys in that "reasons to kite" video are surfers, first, and kite-boarders, second. Kite-boarding is plan "B". And I doubt they go around supposedly heckling surfers and then coming up with lame excuses why they don't take up beach fight offers.

    Never been interested in kite-boarding. Too much equipment and it has it's own limits: barrels are short and weird because of bar/ropes, aerials are fake-looking, etc.

    Other thing is I have pretty major acrophobia, especially when hanging by ropes (parasailed once and hated every second of it)...or, even worse, only my hands grasping a bar. I've seen several instances where kite-boarders were caught in updrafts and lifted miles up in the sky (sounds like something the OP deserves).


    when it's too windy at the beach, there are plenty of other things I'd rather do than simultaneously flying a kite and trying to "surf" at the same time: skimboard, bodysurf, OG windsurfer, sailboat, SUP, skateboard, etc.

  3. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    so... last year

  4. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Alright, alright...

    I mighta went too far there.

    I would like to publicly apologize if I offended any flying squirrels.

  5. dreko

    dreko Member

    Sep 20, 2012
    Kite surfer sounds like shark hunter trolling
    Trying to insult and misdirecting towards kite surfers
  6. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Lol your beef is not with squirrels
  7. bonefin

    bonefin Active Member

    Oct 9, 2014
    Its great that you are a talented kite surfer. Its unfortunate that you are an attention seeking showboat that puts other people in danger to demonstrate your skill. Errors happen. Put yourself in the Dad's shoes for just a moment and his actions are understandable.
  8. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Your superiority complex, and large ego are clear indication of your massive insecurity.
  9. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    OP, admit it, you think Crocs are cool don't you?
  10. grainofsand

    grainofsand Well-Known Member

    Jun 26, 2014
    wouldn't it be better to kite surf in the bay? Kudos to you for going out of your way to hassle a dad in front of his child btw. Yes VB is crowded, yes there is no etiquette, yes there are attitudes and semi-pros, yes the waves blow; get over it.
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Do all you kite queers listen to that ghey soundtrack...da fock was that Aaron Lewis or something?
  12. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
  13. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    f u c k n riht
  14. ecoastprock

    ecoastprock Well-Known Member

    Sep 15, 2008
    pretty sure this guy is trolling.....

    anyways if you were a real kitesurfer you would realize that the best thing about a kite is it allows you to surf spots that surfers cant.

    Have you ever sat on the beach or been on a boat and seen a perfect wave way off in the distance or in the middle of an inlet or an outside sandbar too far or dangerous to paddle?

    The kite allows you to really find the best waves on your island, not just the beach break sandbars. Ive found more secret spots kiting in 5 years than i have in my entire life of surfing.

    That type of arrogance doesn't fly where I kite and surf. Most kiters are older guys that switched after windsurfing died as a sport and aren't afraid to tell a cocky newcomer to pack sand and never come back.

    Anyways....... check out this clip of the last good kiteswell
  15. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Like a gnarly wave my brother-in-law discovered in the KEYS, of all places. A serious wave when the conditions are right, but totally inaccessible except by boat or kite.

    But really... I disagree, too... it's ONE of the best things about kitesurfing over surfing. The other is speed and power.

    The down side is... forget deep tubes.
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Well then, chase after Fallopian tubes instead. Mo' betta!!
  17. ecoastprock

    ecoastprock Well-Known Member

    Sep 15, 2008

    nailed it, although I can count the days my beach has actual deep barreling waves on 1 hand so your not missing out on much.

    Ill take the ability to smash 500 lips in 1 session 50 times a year over the ability to get a "deep barrel" on a waist to head high wave 1 time a year
  18. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I'd call where you live he11, and I would definitely be kiting.