"Surfing, bench pressing, you name it. IT'S ON!!, "

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by nynj, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Best quote EVER!!!
  2. TX Shreddin

    TX Shreddin Well-Known Member

    Sep 13, 2012
    On the "intranet" by the way....LOL!!!
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  3. Tkelley

    Tkelley Well-Known Member

    May 7, 2012
    His grammar/spelling is impeccable
  4. BubbleToes

    BubbleToes Well-Known Member

    Jan 8, 2013
    Some one needs to tell esse to watch his back there's pirates on this forum. They'll get his booty...
  5. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

    May 2, 2012
    SJB has "put me in the corner" for suggesting it was him. And I quote, "Dirty Mother, I check into Swellinfo a few times a week. It's the only message board I like, and only one of three that I have ever actively participated.

    I am deepely saddened that you thought that, Njshredmachine, was possibly myselves. Even when I go after people I have a much more sophisticated style. Also, that dude is retarded. I have a decent command of the English language.....sort of. Well, at least I can spell, "INTRANETS."

    And actually, I never launced an unprovoked attack on anyone there. Really, go to SouthjettyBill's profile page and see the threads I started. Nothing bad there at all. I actually started taking heat because I publicly apologized to some dude, who was acting a bit too-cool-for-school, and I kind of snapped on him. Hey, I like walking on the Ocean City boardwalk. According to that guy, that makes one a tourist kook. I disagreed. But I was a little harsh. I apologized and that's when I started taking heat.

    Dirty, you must be punished for this mistaken identity mishap. I fine you $100.00 plus $25 court fees. Also, I impose a six month jail sentence which will be suspended during six months of supervised probation. A second offense will result in a $500 fine, up to two years imprisonment, and 180 hours of community service. You are free to go."

    Then I asked if I could repost his message and he said "Yeah you can copy it. Just make sure that you tell them that I love every single one of them guys, no matter how stupid some of them might be......well excpet for Stranded in Smithfield and XGen70."

    That will conclude your back door dose of Mr. SJB!
  6. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

    Jun 6, 2012
    I would like to note that this quote was directed towards me.
  7. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    I would point that out too if it was directed at me! I guess that makes you kind of awesome too. Good job!
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  8. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I am used to new people getting on here and talking crap. The bench press thing got me! That was just funny!!
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  9. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

    Jun 6, 2012
    Originally Posted by NJshredmachine
    First of dlrouen I did a little investigation and found out you surfed aT North Carolina beach. Typical southerner. You know nothing about waves brah!! Look at my avatar. That's a wave! You are located next to the puddle rider that surfs the 360 days straight. Look at his pics for Christ sakes! Don't start wagging our mouth when you can't back it up. Surfing, bench pressing, you name it. IT'S ON!!

    zaGaffer really owned the thread: "I'm getting paid to do this right now."

  10. Stranded in Smithfield

    Stranded in Smithfield Well-Known Member

    Jan 15, 2010
    It's true... SJB pm'ed me numerous threats as I recall...
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Just checking in from home and kinda sad to see the thread locked, it was great while it lasted.
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2013
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  12. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    i just want to know how he finds the time to surf between all the roid injections and tanning/hair geling sessions.....
  13. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    I hope he is real. I hope we have a real life agro local jersey shore guido on our hands. Please lord don't ban him.


    "Yeah, I grunt when I get my swell on at the gym. That's cuz everyone should see how jacked and tan I am"
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2013
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  15. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

    May 2, 2012
    Honestly......I feel lucky to be in close personal contact with SJB.......When I was running a relief kitchen in NJ last November, I tried but failed to make time to go met him in person. I'd love to spend a full day with that guy. Anywho....you maybe wounder what this has to do with any of that......

    Another back door dose......"Hey Dirty, please post this on that thread to ZA GAffer on Swellinfo.....it's short.

    No, SJB was not banned due to behind the scenes activity. One guy said it was because I sent him threatening PM's. Nope. That was a glory seeker. I was banned because Mr. Swellinfo Guy said that, "My posts weren't 'bad,' but I took over the forum, and the forum became all about me." That's untrue also.

    Thanks Dirty. Sorry to bother you but I would appreciate that this gets out. Also, give my compliments to Za Gaffer, he's the west coast Erock."

    Does this make me the official SJB filter? There are thing that I haven't posted :) Gawd I love that guy! A few of you too.
  16. NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

    Jan 17, 2013
    You can bark as loud as you want But can you biteAnd everyone knows NJ has the best waves in the USA Check yourself When you come to my backyard and find yourself screaming down a 16 foot swell (see my avatar) you'll find true waves not crap like redneck North Carolina has lower case!
  17. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    hawaii has the best waves in the USA skippy.
  18. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Post your avatar, we can't see it... for all i know it's a RC Surfer.
  19. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    I probably bench press the most of anyone on this thread... lol.
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