Surfing is fun

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Apr 13, 2017.

  1. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    When I was a kid I used to see people surfing while I was on the beach. I knew that was what I wanted. I started surfing when I was 10 and since then surfing has consumed my life. I have no regrets, I love surfing.

    Anyone else love to surf?
  2. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Colin Herlihy loves to surf after being towed out by PWC

  3. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    Once a d*ck dragger always a d*ck dragger. Colin won't be doing PWC stepoffs anymore in OC, us locals are willing to fight for our spot, using all channels and options, by any means necessary.

    Plus you can't call what colin is doing surfing, he is trying to make surfing as queer as d*ck dragging.

    OMG I flupsing hate Colin so much, what a flupsing joke. There is no excuse for that level of douchery

    Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage

    For example, imagination if your wife made you a lovely apple pie and it was cooling on the windowsill. the sun is shining and a cool breeze dances across the crust of this perfectly baked pie with the grace of the Paris opera ballet. The smell of the cinnamon grabs your senses and saturates every corner of your soul. Then in the distance a slight buzzing sound is creeping ever so loudly over this perfect moment in time. You brush it off as spring bees buzzing from dandelion to dandelion. The buzzing is now morphing into a full grown clanking, almost as if a mechanical bull was flupsing a 89 el camino. Then low and behold Colin Herlihy shows up on a dang PWC and sticks his Wang in the freshly baked apple pie, and not just a little bit, he thrashes and smashes this apple pie until it's a pile of sludge. And your left asking why, why would someone do that to a perfectly good apple pie. Why kidde rocque, why would colin flup an apple pie, whyyyyy
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  4. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I love surfing. Because it is a "life style"!!!!
    I only wear surfing clothing, I drive a VW wagon, smell like sex wax, only date surf girl bunnies......
    Oh...and I stay home watching every possible surf contest on computer or TV. I get my fashion ideas solely from their sponsors.
    Aloha everyone!!! Aloha!!
  5. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    I hate it so much that I only check the report every 6 hours!
  6. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  7. The Screen Name Formerly Known As ABC123

    The Screen Name Formerly Known As ABC123 Well-Known Member

    Nov 15, 2013
    your an idiot.

    your just mad because your too old for all of that.
  8. soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

    Jul 19, 2010
    I love surfing. I got my first skateboard when I was 4 and was completely addicted. I loved watching the old vert videos and x games. I've always been addicted to salt water probably due to being born in Halifax hospital. I remember being a little kid idk how old avd my dad putting me on a soft top and him explaining how to walk up the board to get more speed. I was probably 6-8. I got my first shortboard when I was 10, an old beat up town and country filled with holes my dad and I patched up. I never forgot my first real frontside bottom turn. Been addicted and in love ever since.
  9. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I was just thinking last night how funny it would be if you, Sir Clownface, were indeed Colin.

    Just a thought
  10. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

    Apr 4, 2016
  11. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Surfing is a really fun recreational activity I enjoy doing in my spare time. I also enjoy bombing hills on my long skatingboart, fishing, hunting for food source, riding my Harley, riding my mountain bike, riding my wife, riding YOUR wife, and riding my neighbor's wife. At night, I enjoy getting drunk and high while sitting on my back deck and shooting at fruit bats that fly overhead with a Daisy Air rifle.
  12. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You should ensure your grammar is correct prior to calling another an idiot online.
    The contraction for "you are" is "you're", not "your". You made the same error twice.
    And now you know why surfers are morons-because of morons like you!!!
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  13. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    If I were colin I would need to be video taped and towed into this thread. that blook video tapes himself eating ceral. There is no such thing as bad press, unless it's all the ink spilled on kidde rocques section of the news paper; police beat.
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  14. Panhandler

    Panhandler Well-Known Member

    Oct 27, 2015
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  17. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  18. sailquik

    sailquik Well-Known Member

    Nov 23, 2012
    Finally, someone who knows what a life well lived is all about.

  19. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    soulrider was born in Canada? mystery solved

    I kinda like to surf
    I only moved 5500 miles from family and friends to a place with retarded hi cost of living (but low property taxes ironically) to pursue daily waveriding

    SOOOOO GOOOOOOD @sailquick
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  20. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    I will be back to the NS for 3 weeks next year, we should kick it 1 day. I obsess about surfing. I am an experienced skateboarder and snowboarder but I don't care for those sports. I quit skating and snowmoboarding simply because surfing is the truth, and I was tired of breaking bones skating.

    I never loved skating or snowboarding but I am very fond of surfing.