Surfing; Weather and some fear

I litterly laughed out loud haha... Gruvi is THE swellinfo king. the dude RULES the board for a week, gets banned not once... but TWICE. Hooks up with men, Will we ever forget this character?!?! AND to top it off, the guy is married and works in a HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

gruvi if you can read this. you will go down in history on this forum.

 

you gotta listen to your surroundings.

 

I have to say, I'm now laughing louder at the dudes who are bending over backwards to be so nice to Gruvi and actually help him than I am at Gruvi.
I mean, I'm all for sharing the stoke, but seriously giving advice to a dude who claims to be frantically paddling away from a school of sardines (by the way, when did this become the Mediterranean Sea?)

I love Gruvi. I think whoever behind him is a comic genius, having created a character that is farcical just shy of unbelievable. Like all great fictional characters, he's managed to hold a mirror up to us all, exposing both the overly aggro/nasty and over the top aloha tendencies of the surfing world. How we react to Gruvi says more about us than it does about Gruvi. And if he's actually a real person, well that says a lot about me then doesn't it? It's all awesome awesomeness.

 

I believe men, that gruvie has totally played us all, including mr. swellinfo. This forum sounds like it should be in a seinfeld episode. To make an analogy, Gruvie sounds like he's trying to talk about atomic bombs to J. Robert Oppenheimer

 

No post for gruvi, 1 year!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

hes probably going to type all of his questions into a microsoft word document then unleash them on the forum when the ban's over