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Hi Kander, my name is Bill.

I'm 42 and I have a six inch pen!s. 6.2 on a good day when I'm really excited.

I like books, comedy, and sniffing dope and walking over the Ben Franklin Bridge.

I'm looking for someone who can appreciate a good sense of humor and has adequate intelligence.

 

Never date a girl who surfs. Never marry a girl who surfs. Once a kid cme on the scene it can get ugly.

 

Kander is a dude....

 

ghost hit on my earlier as well. As flattering as it was, I had to pass.

 

While your loser azz is single, this hot surfer chick is probably getting speared by some cubicle jokey she keeps around to help fund her lifestyle.

Oh hey... Just kidding about the loser thing.

 

Hey Fitz !!

Hey Fitz do you do anal on the first date?

If so, shoot me a PM

AHHHH, on a serious note (Yes, Wave Slayer, I was just F'ing with Kander), I like you Fitz. No, not in a romantic walk in the park kind of way, but in a platonic hetereosexual kind of way.

Fitz doesn't get enough props on here. But Fitz has a good sense of humor, except when he gets mad when 12-year-olds drop in on him.

Fitz, do you live in NYC? MY GOD how could you? I had to walk from Penn Station to Grand Central Terminal and that town is just obscenely over crowded. Thank God I was high.......

 

Being in my prime grom years, I've seen plenty of girl surfers my age at my homebreaks, most kooks that look good, and some 100% full on good surfers for their age. I keep telling my dad I never want to date any girl from my school. They (school-tards) act so stupid and different compared to girls that I have met and seen surfing. It sucks living where I live. I just realized I say that alot. Haha.

 

don't mean to be rude but you should prob die, not even a good joke.

 

Pretty sure there is, seen the advertisements before

 

Kind of like babes on this forum.

 

I met one chick on surfingsingles.com a couple years ago

..after a couple fourloco's, she was begging me for the goods..

What could I do, I let her have it....the result: the Shred.

Needless I say more, I guess I should have wrapped it up that night.

 

that vietnamese chick sure didn't hang around long..

 

Aint that the truth! guy I work with and his wife both surf, and had twins about 8 months ago. He never gets to surf anymore, and when things do line up so he can, his wife pulls the "i'm at home all day with the kids" card and goes herself. He is turning into a very bitter man

 

This is great.


I wasted 8 years in my 20's w/ what turned out to be a crazy woman. Now I just shot myself in the foot w/ the one I was working on. Maybe I'll try sponge singles...or better yet, maybe I'll try christian mingle just to see how many apostates I can create.

 

Dude, go Amish! I hear those skanks put out

 

You should feel lucky. You actually go to school unlike a lot people in the world.

 

watch out for fat women; you know the face-lift photo that leaves out.....the good parts.

 

quite rare. even though we have lots of women that win contests there are none that
actually show up and surf a shortboard well.