Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Kanman, Sep 14, 2014.

  1. Kanman

    Kanman Well-Known Member

    May 5, 2014
    In other news the surf wasn't too bad today. I personally had a blast. So pumped for Wednesday after work. Pray for good surf!.
    Last edited: Feb 7, 2018
  2. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

    Jun 7, 2014
    Hi Kander, my name is Bill.

    I'm 42 and I have a six inch pen!s. 6.2 on a good day when I'm really excited.

    I like books, comedy, and sniffing dope and walking over the Ben Franklin Bridge.

    I'm looking for someone who can appreciate a good sense of humor and has adequate intelligence.

  3. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Never date a girl who surfs. Never marry a girl who surfs. Once a kid cme on the scene it can get ugly.
  4. WaveSlayer

    WaveSlayer Well-Known Member

    Oct 7, 2013
    Kander is a dude....
  5. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

    Mar 14, 2014
    ghost hit on my earlier as well. As flattering as it was, I had to pass.
  6. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

    Jun 7, 2014
  7. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    While your loser azz is single, this hot surfer chick is probably getting speared by some cubicle jokey she keeps around to help fund her lifestyle.

    Oh hey... Just kidding about the loser thing.
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2014
  8. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

    Jun 7, 2014
    Hey Fitz !!

    Hey Fitz do you do anal on the first date?

    If so, shoot me a PM

    AHHHH, on a serious note (Yes, Wave Slayer, I was just F'ing with Kander), I like you Fitz. No, not in a romantic walk in the park kind of way, but in a platonic hetereosexual kind of way.

    Fitz doesn't get enough props on here. But Fitz has a good sense of humor, except when he gets mad when 12-year-olds drop in on him.

    Fitz, do you live in NYC? MY GOD how could you? I had to walk from Penn Station to Grand Central Terminal and that town is just obscenely over crowded. Thank God I was high.......
  9. HighOnLife

    HighOnLife Well-Known Member

    Jun 3, 2014
    Being in my prime grom years, I've seen plenty of girl surfers my age at my homebreaks, most kooks that look good, and some 100% full on good surfers for their age. I keep telling my dad I never want to date any girl from my school. They (school-tards) act so stupid and different compared to girls that I have met and seen surfing. It sucks living where I live. I just realized I say that alot. Haha.
  10. patgeds22

    patgeds22 Well-Known Member

    May 29, 2012
    don't mean to be rude but you should prob die, not even a good joke.
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Pretty sure there is, seen the advertisements before
  12. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Kind of like babes on this forum.
  13. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    I met one chick on a couple years ago

    ..after a couple fourloco's, she was begging me for the goods..

    What could I do, I let her have it....the result: the Shred.

    Needless I say more, I guess I should have wrapped it up that night.
  14. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    that vietnamese chick sure didn't hang around long..
  15. mattinvb

    mattinvb Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2014
    Aint that the truth! guy I work with and his wife both surf, and had twins about 8 months ago. He never gets to surf anymore, and when things do line up so he can, his wife pulls the "i'm at home all day with the kids" card and goes herself. He is turning into a very bitter man
  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    This is great.

    I wasted 8 years in my 20's w/ what turned out to be a crazy woman. Now I just shot myself in the foot w/ the one I was working on. Maybe I'll try sponge singles...or better yet, maybe I'll try christian mingle just to see how many apostates I can create.
  17. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Dude, go Amish! I hear those skanks put out

    GODSxMOONBEAN Well-Known Member

    Jun 30, 2014
    You should feel lucky. You actually go to school unlike a lot people in the world.
  19. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    watch out for fat women; you know the face-lift photo that leaves out.....the good parts.
  20. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    quite rare. even though we have lots of women that win contests there are none that
    actually show up and surf a shortboard well.