Swell Info Bets (SIB)

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by The Lonesome Tractor, Feb 10, 2021.

  1. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    Feb 13, 2012
    You all saw what happened to GME on Wall Street Bets... Lets do the same thing here with swell info. Sure the forecast page may just be a scribble blotch of grey, but we know its bigger than that.

    Swell Info: The premier location to buy medical advice, sell used rubber suites, and get free candy from windowless vans. It's too big to fail. Lets give swell info the old pump and dump she deserves.

    Now you may be asking your self... "Well, Lonesome Tractor, how do you suggest we do that?"

    To answer this question we must first look at our history. A long fabled history of various members who have come, gone, abandoned, and worse, been banned from these waters.

    I think we drive up the price of this here stock by a slew of retched posts, filled with the bad stuff. Pictures of things like infected toe nails, ABC gum, or insect riddled hair. Foul language will also be encouraged.

    We leave them with no choice but to send Austine back into the Tigers den, where we will hold him hostage and wait for the return of our beloved red, green, and blue colors along with an accurate height depiction of the waves in reference to the size of a man.

    With the return of the colors and graphical scale, so too will our comrades return to the bountiful rivers and streams that is SWELL INFO.

    If you have any additional suggestions on how to get Mr. Swell Info's Attention. Please drop a note below.

    Yours Truly, The Lonesome Tractor
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  2. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I had an idea yesterday of how to send this baby skyward but it only put my critical lack of understanding how the internet works on display for the whole forume :confused:.

    If SI was a stonk I would prob buy buy buy at this point bc it's at the lowest point in my 12 years being here, but there's so much potential. More people buying wavestorms and surfing every day. A change in MGMT and a bit of restructuring (the forecasete page in particular), could have this stonk going to the moon. *Rocket emoji*
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2021

  3. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    We should all watch trailer park boys to get a real sense of business logic
  4. Carson

    Carson Well-Known Member

    May 19, 2006
    I'm gonna need to move some money around...
  5. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    Looks like someone didn't sit around during Covid waiting to make money on pump and dump stocks!
    I guess if you can't surf or swim, there always making non-alcoholic beer as a backup.

  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    un-ban everyone.
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  7. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    It's funny when adnim removes all the hindu bot threads, even though they get the most clicks here.

    They clearly don't want to make money
  8. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    We could post our own?
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  9. whoisJOB

    whoisJOB Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2021
    braddah, bout time you resurfaced
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