Swell Info Confessions

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Heh. I totally understand though.






My GF is driving me crazy.....she is mad at me because I answered the phone with "whats up?"

I am getting Chinese food for lunch I decided.

 

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

 

Ma, I'm starting to like this kid!

 

I pick my nose, quite a bit, when I'm by myself.

I was at a wahine's place one time, left real late, and I hit her car as I backed out of my parking space. Not hard, just a minor dent.

I'll think of an SI related one soon.

 

Movie-quote-metard.




Reminds me....I saw dumb and dumber to.................didn't like it.

 

metard that's fantastic if fo reals.

 

I confess I love the song eez-eh By Kasabian I can't hook you tube links because I'm almost a Luddite. I guess that's another confession.

 

mis got it. it's from goonies

 

Sheeeit, it's been a while since i saw that...blender scene w/ Chunk?

 

Confession......never seen the goonies.

 

I dated a latin kings daughter and was chased around for quite a bit

 

I stood in line at Target to get the new Nickelback CD.

 

one time i was so stoked to get into the waves I put my fins on backwards and some guy told me before I got in the water

 

I am the real Roy Stuart.

 

sweet, I just got upgraded from junior member

 

In high school I had a party. Some kid i knew snuck his mom's car out and came over. I took my compound bow out and shot an arrow into the trunk of the car. He didn't think it was funny, but I did. I don't hunt, but my grandfather loved giving those types of gifts, so I had a bow.

Duct taped my cousin to a computer chair and pushed her down the stairs at my grandmother's house. I told her it would be funny, she didn't find it so funny.

When I was in high school, I told some people we should all go up to the Poconos and go sledding. I said, give me some money now for gas and I will come over tomorrow and pick you up. I never picked them up and I took the money and had someone buy me and some other friends beer.

 

Zeroevol....

That last one hahaha. Oh man. Oh man o man. Lol

 

When I was in first grade I took a dump in the urinal. I got called down to the principals office and she asked me a bunch of awkward questions about what I did in the bathroom that day. (They knew i went because you had to sign out)

I lied up and down and never got punished. Still not sure how.

 

that's a disgrace man. go watch it. now. with your kids if you have em.