Swell Info Confessions

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Nov 20, 2014.

  1. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Post your Swell Info Confessions here.

    I'll start.

    A while ago I posted a pretty sweet video of skiers shot through a dark filter around dusk, giving them the appearance of glowing in the dark. A pal sent me the vid. I thought it was pretty sweet, but the song playing during the video - "my silver lining" by a group called First Aid Kit, was driving me absolutely wild. Its a song and a band for girls. I know this. But I just cant help myself. I actually bought the single off iTunes.


  2. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Heh. I totally understand though.

    My GF is driving me crazy.....she is mad at me because I answered the phone with "whats up?"

    I am getting Chinese food for lunch I decided.

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life


    Sep 17, 2013

    Ma, I'm starting to like this kid!
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I pick my nose, quite a bit, when I'm by myself.

    I was at a wahine's place one time, left real late, and I hit her car as I backed out of my parking space. Not hard, just a minor dent.

    I'll think of an SI related one soon.
  6. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010

    Reminds me....I saw dumb and dumber to.................didn't like it. :(
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    metard that's fantastic if fo reals.

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I confess I love the song eez-eh By Kasabian I can't hook you tube links because I'm almost a Luddite. I guess that's another confession.
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    mis got it. it's from goonies
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Sheeeit, it's been a while since i saw that...blender scene w/ Chunk?
  11. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Confession......never seen the goonies.
  12. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    Sep 4, 2012
    I dated a latin kings daughter and was chased around for quite a bit
  13. CaptJAQ

    CaptJAQ Well-Known Member

    Jul 22, 2011
    I stood in line at Target to get the new Nickelback CD. :confused:
  14. pickles

    pickles Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2014
    one time i was so stoked to get into the waves I put my fins on backwards and some guy told me before I got in the water
  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I am the real Roy Stuart.
  16. pickles

    pickles Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2014
    sweet, I just got upgraded from junior member
  17. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    In high school I had a party. Some kid i knew snuck his mom's car out and came over. I took my compound bow out and shot an arrow into the trunk of the car. He didn't think it was funny, but I did. I don't hunt, but my grandfather loved giving those types of gifts, so I had a bow.

    Duct taped my cousin to a computer chair and pushed her down the stairs at my grandmother's house. I told her it would be funny, she didn't find it so funny.

    When I was in high school, I told some people we should all go up to the Poconos and go sledding. I said, give me some money now for gas and I will come over tomorrow and pick you up. I never picked them up and I took the money and had someone buy me and some other friends beer.
  18. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010

    That last one hahaha. Oh man. Oh man o man. Lol
  19. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    When I was in first grade I took a dump in the urinal. I got called down to the principals office and she asked me a bunch of awkward questions about what I did in the bathroom that day. (They knew i went because you had to sign out)

    I lied up and down and never got punished. Still not sure how.
  20. maddogg

    maddogg Well-Known Member

    Aug 29, 2013
    that's a disgrace man. go watch it. now. with your kids if you have em.