Swell Info Confessions

I love the movie Blazing Saddles

 

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like




big




butts




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cannot




lie

 

agreed njs42
I have an upper limit to 'big'

 

thanks for this...i could never really tell what the hell he was saying until the hooolooaa, hooooloooa, hooollllloooooaaaahhhh!

 

Campfire scene

 

I'm shark hunter

 

i worked/lived/traded commodities in the 'Bu in the late 80s. In cahoots with my broker in Oz, I manipulated the world price of silver for the profit of myself & my employer while working as a trader in the late 1980's. Every week, a coupla afternoons per week, in the lightly traded Aussie spec market for two months. It was awesome.

 

I NEW you smelled like ketchup!!! or as your type spell it Catsup...

 

I never thought I say this but me too ...............

 

Opening scene is pretty racially hilarious!

 

Mel.....way before his time & took no prisoners! How about the scene where.....ahhh, too many to list!

 

Ah my confession...My name is not Billy I am not SJB...My name is Larry ask Mr. SS... man some of youz guyz are so scared for people to out your real identies on this forum or encounter irl! Also today I recieved my first infraction...my most favorite dude on here got me it...man they even deleted my tread!! But you know youz guyz I'm not mad or upset...I hope you read my PM....

 

On 16th Street NWDC, I Krazy glued all the door locks on the Benz of a DC buppie when he stole a parking spot from me & yelled at me, "Hey too bad you snooze you lose!" and laughed as he walked away.

This was right before the tow trucks come down 16th at 4pm & hook anyone still parked in the rush hour lanes. Last thing I saw before driving away was mister slickee douche buoy frantically trying to smash a window as the tow guys descended on his ride.

 

^^^that is absolutely fantastic!

 

gracias senor.....yes, it was the highlight of a long week

 

You are right, too many to list. Too many people take offense today. Dave Chappelle hit a quite a few home runs!

 

ok so this guy blocks my driveway and I cant get out so I super glued one of those cheap plastic whistles under his bumper. so he goes to leave like a half hour later ad he gets down the street and I see him pull over and pop the hood. I was losing it laughing and still wonder how long it took him to figure it out. hope he went to the mechanic

 

Yah think.....I confess, my name is WAYNE. You can go to every one of our pages for the church/ministry and get my last name. You saved me from starting a new thread myself to announce this. Yankee, you have a great imagination. You should probably get into fiction writing or something. To be honest with you all, I do not know if the Yankee has even come minutely close to identifying my real character. Well guys it is a big day tomorrow. What do you think it is, winner gets a free bible.............nah you all get a free bible! I would love to hear what your inner thoughts are telling you.

 

My inner thoughts are telling me you are even more insane than before Wayne. Now please shut the fuk up.