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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Nov 20, 2014.
3) if you do get caught, play dumb
If you're gonna be dumb, better be elusive
Rule #1 Deny Everything!!! I got caught having sex in the school stairwell and denied it even after they showed me a picture! The 1980's man....
i own these
Had the swat team show up to my house after shooting squirrels with a bb gun and a neighbor thought it was real I was 13ish at the time and never been as scarred in my life
metard my god sell them and give the money to charity and stop hording plastic sh1t, as awesome as that is, you are a grown man yes?
I will buy the speeder bike stormtrooper
They didn't fire you for this? That student's parents must be very liberal. And kudos to you for having the balls to post it online!
Slashie that had me dyin
I set a bag of Saltpeter on fire as a kid down by the bay . 3 fire department came cause they thought it was a huge blaze. 2 weeks later there really was a fire and nobody showed up for like a hour cause they thought is a false alarm.
There also is that time I pooped in the Sink in Wendys
Todays admission - 1st time single in ten years, haven't shaved and I look a bit dirty. Some girl at the bar like 3 hrs ago though I was on deadliest catch, i rolled with it , just got a bj then she left because i have to get back to Alaska in the morning. not sure what ill say if I see her again, f it...best day in 10 years.
Nj glide....nice work
yeah bro your really hard core in the south we shoot real guns, but in the jerz they scared youll shoot your eye out kid. if you had a real gun id feel bad because your so uncoordinated you would probably shoot your self in the foot.
after watching modern collective like a million times, i like techno
I have sent a link to this thread to the authorities.
I just positively identified someone by their smell...while they were deucing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... That is awesome.
Y'all are a bunch of naughty naughty people. I keep my halo polished and shining, thank you very much. Not going on the naughty list this year...I've got a good feeling I'll finally get that bazooka and flamethrower I've been asking for since I was a wee lad.
Being a hoodlum as a kid was the best! Setting **** on fire, roman candle fights, sneaking out of the house, stealing fire extinguishers off of school buses, breaking into schools, stealing wood to build tree forts, launching water balloons at school buses, launching water balloons at the asshole neighbors house, launching water balloons at each other, snowballing cars, waterballooning cars in the summer, road beavering (placing large branches in the street and waiting for cars to hit them), smashing pumpkins, ding dong ditching, having a drunk guy pull a shotgun out during a ding dong ditch while your friends are hiding 10 ft away from him behind a tree in his front yard, playing hooky and getting high in the woods all day, building fires in the woods and getting drunk, running from the cops, tow skateboarding off a truck. Man life was good!
Sounds like we have the same friends HAHA