Swell Info Confessions

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Nov 20, 2014.

  1. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    3) if you do get caught, play dumb
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    If you're gonna be dumb, better be elusive


    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Rule #1 Deny Everything!!! I got caught having sex in the school stairwell and denied it even after they showed me a picture! The 1980's man....
  4. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  5. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010

    So awesome
  6. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    Sep 4, 2012
    Had the swat team show up to my house after shooting squirrels with a bb gun and a neighbor thought it was real I was 13ish at the time and never been as scarred in my life


    Sep 17, 2013
    metard my god sell them and give the money to charity and stop hording plastic sh1t, as awesome as that is, you are a grown man yes?

    I will buy the speeder bike stormtrooper
  8. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    They didn't fire you for this? That student's parents must be very liberal. And kudos to you for having the balls to post it online!


    Sep 17, 2013

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009
    I set a bag of Saltpeter on fire as a kid down by the bay . 3 fire department came cause they thought it was a huge blaze. 2 weeks later there really was a fire and nobody showed up for like a hour cause they thought is a false alarm.

    There also is that time I pooped in the Sink in Wendys
  11. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    Jun 8, 2013
    Todays admission - 1st time single in ten years, haven't shaved and I look a bit dirty. Some girl at the bar like 3 hrs ago though I was on deadliest catch, i rolled with it , just got a bj then she left because i have to get back to Alaska in the morning. not sure what ill say if I see her again, f it...best day in 10 years.
  12. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Nj glide....nice work
  13. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    yeah bro your really hard core in the south we shoot real guns, but in the jerz they scared youll shoot your eye out kid. if you had a real gun id feel bad because your so uncoordinated you would probably shoot your self in the foot.
  14. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    after watching modern collective like a million times, i like techno

    [video=youtube;UKEDSYo_HMg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKEDSYo_HMg&index=5&list=PL0Ge11gSfsxkYKHU WTgAyGERkVxUNYF-o[/video]
  15. WaveSlayer

    WaveSlayer Well-Known Member

    Oct 7, 2013
    I have sent a link to this thread to the authorities.
  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I just positively identified someone by their smell...while they were deucing.
  17. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... That is awesome.
  18. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Y'all are a bunch of naughty naughty people. I keep my halo polished and shining, thank you very much. Not going on the naughty list this year...I've got a good feeling I'll finally get that bazooka and flamethrower I've been asking for since I was a wee lad.
  19. pinkstink

    pinkstink Well-Known Member

    Aug 20, 2012
    Being a hoodlum as a kid was the best! Setting **** on fire, roman candle fights, sneaking out of the house, stealing fire extinguishers off of school buses, breaking into schools, stealing wood to build tree forts, launching water balloons at school buses, launching water balloons at the asshole neighbors house, launching water balloons at each other, snowballing cars, waterballooning cars in the summer, road beavering (placing large branches in the street and waiting for cars to hit them), smashing pumpkins, ding dong ditching, having a drunk guy pull a shotgun out during a ding dong ditch while your friends are hiding 10 ft away from him behind a tree in his front yard, playing hooky and getting high in the woods all day, building fires in the woods and getting drunk, running from the cops, tow skateboarding off a truck. Man life was good!
  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Sounds like we have the same friends HAHA