Swell Info Confessions

I locked my college roommate in his room. He called the cops and they laughed, but told me they wouldn't next time. They sent 6 cops...they thought I had him tied up.

The dude was so spoiled, he had 6 walkie talkies. I thought I had taken them all and his cell phone. I turned off the power to his room and everything. He had one final walkie talkie since he was EMS. I thought he only had 5...

Plan was an epic fail, but it lasted long enough for everyone to laugh at him. He slept on the couch from then on out.

 

Mission Accomplished!

 

lol my friends were a bunch of assholes

 

My 19 year cousin has never seen the Goonies, never even heard of it, when she stays with us she is on her smartphone and tablet 97% of the time kids today are odd.

I saw 3 Penn State students peddling for THON at a local farmers market this past weekend, 2 girls and a guy, all 3 of them were on their smartphones typing away ignoring each other. If I was the guy I'd be flirting like crazy with the two girls, what the hell is wrong with this generation of kids?

Not a confession just a gripe.

 

My first time paddling out to a reef was a place in San Diego called H****sh**s, a super shallow ledge. I was a 14-year old bodyboarder, and it was a clean 4'. Attempted to take off and saw a barnacle-encrusted ledge about 2' under water at the bottom of the wave.

I pu$$ed out hard and bailed at the top.

Even worse...I paddled all the way back in.

 

I just listened to a couple Smashing Pumpkins tunes, and that makes me feel a little queer.

 

hid roomies wheelchair.
lit fire in trashcan while he was sleeping.
yelled fire; everybody out!

 

If Bill Cosby was a SI member I bet we'd know the truth.

 

^ - winning.

bout a decade ago, when my buddy lost his dad, shortly after he just got his license... we took a bat and rode around in his jeep just fu(king sh!t up. mailboxes, cars, mirrors were my favorite to slam out the park, and we also used his jeep like a derby car... he had some off road body kit on his wrangler and would just pull a U-ey in courts hitting every car in it as we drove around ...
probably over a hundred people came out to their cars being messed up lol

but no worries... we stuck to the upper white class neighborhoods

 

As kids we used to throw dead catfish or blowfish off the Parker Bridge on US1 as big yachts passed beneath, watching the fish splatter on their pristine decks from above.

Once I was so amped to paddle out, that I forgot to untie my leash. I found out aboot halfway down the first wave. I also paddled out with sunglasses on one time.

More than once, I was so tired and stoned after a surf session, I have almost backed over my board as it sat propped on the back bumper. As I shift the car in reverse, the sound of the tail of the board grinding on pavement is sickening.

 

As it should SS, as it should.... but thanks for sharing!

 

I pick my nose instead of blowing it. It just doesn't get clean without scratchin the boogers out.

 

I got a blowjob from my highschool 9th grade English teacher in the teachers lounge. Absolutely the worst head I have ever received. But even bad head is better than no head.

 

Was his name Wayne?

 

Hahaha well played! But in all seriousness Braap, well done. I'm an incessant nose picker also.


And your welcome DP...I mean I had to confess this somewhere.

 

i paddled out with sunglasses one day it the sun was just so bad. they fell off good bye 80$...
but if i risk sunburn bad ill throw on a real tree camo cap works like a charm hat it fall off and wash in and was like f-it then some tourist was like hey man i got your hat, i was all like cool man thanks dude.

 

Nice. I used to have a booger wall of fame on my backhoe. My youngest son has started one on the wall in his room next to his bed. Chip off the ole block.

 

I have a booger wall of fame on my hoe's back. Does that count?

 

Understandable, I mean, It could be worse, it coulda been Nickleback!

 

LOL Can you please tell the whole story?