Swell Info Confessions

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Nov 20, 2014.

  1. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I locked my college roommate in his room. He called the cops and they laughed, but told me they wouldn't next time. They sent 6 cops...they thought I had him tied up.

    The dude was so spoiled, he had 6 walkie talkies. I thought I had taken them all and his cell phone. I turned off the power to his room and everything. He had one final walkie talkie since he was EMS. I thought he only had 5...

    Plan was an epic fail, but it lasted long enough for everyone to laugh at him. He slept on the couch from then on out.
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2014
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Mission Accomplished!


  3. pinkstink

    pinkstink Well-Known Member

    Aug 20, 2012
    lol my friends were a bunch of assholes
  4. someguy

    someguy Member

    Nov 22, 2011
    My 19 year cousin has never seen the Goonies, never even heard of it, when she stays with us she is on her smartphone and tablet 97% of the time kids today are odd.

    I saw 3 Penn State students peddling for THON at a local farmers market this past weekend, 2 girls and a guy, all 3 of them were on their smartphones typing away ignoring each other. If I was the guy I'd be flirting like crazy with the two girls, what the hell is wrong with this generation of kids?

    Not a confession just a gripe.
  5. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    My first time paddling out to a reef was a place in San Diego called H****sh**s, a super shallow ledge. I was a 14-year old bodyboarder, and it was a clean 4'. Attempted to take off and saw a barnacle-encrusted ledge about 2' under water at the bottom of the wave.

    I pu$$ed out hard and bailed at the top.

    Even worse...I paddled all the way back in.
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I just listened to a couple Smashing Pumpkins tunes, and that makes me feel a little queer.
  7. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    hid roomies wheelchair.
    lit fire in trashcan while he was sleeping.
    yelled fire; everybody out!
  8. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    If Bill Cosby was a SI member I bet we'd know the truth.
  9. beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

    Sep 18, 2013
    ^ - winning.

    bout a decade ago, when my buddy lost his dad, shortly after he just got his license... we took a bat and rode around in his jeep just fu(king sh!t up. mailboxes, cars, mirrors were my favorite to slam out the park, and we also used his jeep like a derby car... he had some off road body kit on his wrangler and would just pull a U-ey in courts hitting every car in it as we drove around ...
    probably over a hundred people came out to their cars being messed up lol

    but no worries... we stuck to the upper white class neighborhoods
  10. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    As kids we used to throw dead catfish or blowfish off the Parker Bridge on US1 as big yachts passed beneath, watching the fish splatter on their pristine decks from above.

    Once I was so amped to paddle out, that I forgot to untie my leash. I found out aboot halfway down the first wave. I also paddled out with sunglasses on one time.

    More than once, I was so tired and stoned after a surf session, I have almost backed over my board as it sat propped on the back bumper. As I shift the car in reverse, the sound of the tail of the board grinding on pavement is sickening.
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    As it should SS, as it should.... but thanks for sharing! :cool:
  12. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

    Dec 1, 2014
    I pick my nose instead of blowing it. It just doesn't get clean without scratchin the boogers out.
  13. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

    Dec 1, 2014
    I got a blowjob from my highschool 9th grade English teacher in the teachers lounge. Absolutely the worst head I have ever received. But even bad head is better than no head.
  14. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Was his name Wayne?
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hahaha well played! But in all seriousness Braap, well done. I'm an incessant nose picker also.

    And your welcome DP...I mean I had to confess this somewhere.
  16. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    i paddled out with sunglasses one day it the sun was just so bad. they fell off good bye 80$...
    but if i risk sunburn bad ill throw on a real tree camo cap works like a charm hat it fall off and wash in and was like f-it then some tourist was like hey man i got your hat, i was all like cool man thanks dude.
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2014
  17. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Nice. I used to have a booger wall of fame on my backhoe. My youngest son has started one on the wall in his room next to his bed. Chip off the ole block.

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I have a booger wall of fame on my hoe's back. Does that count?:cool:
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Understandable, I mean, It could be worse, it coulda been Nickleback!
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2014
  20. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    LOL Can you please tell the whole story?