Swellie14 homestretch

Emass went from 0 to BroBrah in two years; MJR has done it in two months...

Plus, aren't you friends with Emass anyway, AtlanticO?

...Fun chilly waves today, mostly rain with occasional periods of hail. Solid waist, working all morning & through the high tide. The lulls were extensive but an occasional chesty nug came through. Clean waves, good times.

 

Lololol brah, bro, bruh, dude brah. Ho brah

 

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Let's see . I got a brah,foamie,bro,cats .ooh my . I must be in the red bull house at pipe with some old schoolers or went back in time to 2005 when it was cool. ?

 

Mr. Yankee thanks for the nod. I think HoStevie deserves an award for something. Even if it's his benign weirdness...


[video=youtube;k8EaYCrGAGc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8EaYCrGAGc[/video]

 

Honored to even be mentioned for WOTY14 but a ditz...really yankee? Thats harsh.

 

that isnt harsh
that is pretty mellow
did he insult your woman parts? your mother? your ethnic background? your affiliation with sheep?

keep tough young one

 

EMass sure don't need my help, but I like real life stories, so here's one.

I worked in factories fixin gizmos for decades. Always had a knack for figgerin em out. Could fix anything. Don't know why. Was fun for me. I'd go to a new factory and the old timers were like, "Who the F do you think you are comin in here and thinkin you'd master this place in a year?" I'd ask "How long should it take?" They'd say "10 years at least." I'd always be as cool as I could, not a show off, etc. Just always loved tinkering, since I was a little kid. The old farts hated on me at first, then we ended up getting along great after they realized I was just kinda weird and liked the machines.

Some dudes just learn stuff faster than others. EMass could very well be like that. There aint a law that says it HAS to take him 10 years to shred.

Works for me.

 

What about a nomination for most gear purchased in a year? Clearly that is Mr. Emass' to lose. By my count he has 17 wetsuits, 9 skateboards, and 14 surfboards. I've been surfing for 28 years and I haven't hit those numbers. My first shortboard, a 6'2 Gary Linden, lasted me 6 years! (It was neon green and yellow and was mostly covered in stickers by the time it just couldn't float me anymore)

Some might wonder if he has, um, inflated some of those numbers but since we give everyone the benefit of the internet doubt, we'll just have to take his word for it.

Can anyone else top his gear purchases?

 

Ha!

Go big or go home! Smoke em if ya got 'em!

EMass, you COULD start your own surf shop. But I ain't one to hate on someone who is successful. Just remember us little guys. We all ain't lookin at fat stacks of cash, but there's room in surfin for all of us dude. I know you know that. Rock on, homie.

 

how about SOTY.... Skank of the Year award. that would go to Stankee's mom for sure.

on that note how in the world is Stankee up for hoty? I single handedly destroyed him Roy's thread. I certainly don't give a crap about this stupidity but picking on and trashing Stankee is pretty much common place and pretty much risk free as his comebacks are garbage.

Ok,so I nomiate Stankee for FOTY, f~a~g of the year. Congrats Stankee!

now watch as stankee cherry picks through my quote and replace everything with my name. what a kook.

 

Are you getting sensitive in a thread about hater of the year? Just nominating you for the SI Consumer of the year. I mean, its been 2 years little grom. You're now hitting 20Ft at 20 Seconds on the west coast, you've been on a surf trip to costa, you've visited every break on the east coast, have 12 surfboards, 10 skateboards, 14 wetsuits, and from the looks of it, you're now figuring out how to apply a stomp pad to your pro-model that you are charging overhead november barrels with. Its a tip of the cap to you, Emass. If your skin isn't thick enough to be nominated for Si Consumer of the year maybe you should put on one of your five 7 mil wetsuits.

 

Pretty clean thigh to waist today. Just left. Nice day too, 30 and sunny.