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Exactly!!!!!! Only a f*a*g would be hating on Caroline C. My first thought to his post about her being a dumb blonde is that he's an angry little pole smoker.

 

It was damn clean by 11. Crowded though, 40 of us at least out there. Took off right after that post, had to cut it short unfortunately. You should have taken the ride man, it was clean. There was a Group of one chick and two dudes there, two tone tops on their boards, absolutely DIRTY nose riders. I've seen a few 'try', not bad, but these folks were not local, no Effin way. No clue who they were, matching suites and boards. Made it look way too easy. Just chilled and watched them do their thing for about 20, figured I'd learn more watching them in their element than paddling into their waves. Jumped out back into it afterwards, in awe with some motivation. Still dumbfounded as to how easy they made it look. Style like a mother ****er.

 

Witch Wetsuite.

 

Oh I was out with them, I just floated around for a few. Really was interested in watching their footwork. Videos of late typically are slow motion selfie go pro shots or shore shots. I've never been that close visually to solid LB riders. This lot was the real deal.

 

Part camo. Pretty sick suites actually. Never seen them prior to that.

 

A proud ManIssues with said green board in it's prime.

 

Dang. So he's, like, 7 feet tall?

 

yup

 

that post inspired me to change my avatar

 

ManIssues is definitely a trend setter

 

My first thought when I see your stupid lil moniker ("backside hack"....?!? this is too easy) is that you're in a permanently bent over position whenever you see homo erectus. Backside hack, indeed, making enamored references to poles.

"Wherever I may roam..." even more fatuous self-indulgent drivel from you, jerkwater jackass.

The only places you've roamed are docks for cockkks, from Bayonne to SanFran: your ass cheeks are the US Navy's fave port o' call, squid lips.

And what, did you give up on Match.com is it really that bad that you want to prove that you're a typing tuff guy to Caroline the blonde ditzo? Stop imploring Caroline to bleach your bung hole when you're done with the sailor buoys during Fleet Week. You are what you are; accept it.

 

Looks like m-dip****tz has been in da-da's Wild Turkey again. Still having issues with spell check, as well as the inability to form a coherent sentence.

Look, francis, if you could even be original or insulting, then I could maybe get inspired. As it is, you haven't really qualified yourself as one of my clown troll posse members yet, as hard as you're trying.

Reading your posts is tantamount to hearing you straining with all your high school might to pop a solid turd & failing utterly because your hemerrhoids are just too bloody large.

 

HA I was literally dropping a turd as I read that. Yankdolph the psychic wizard. My roids are in check right now though.

 

What about SJB's Lifetime Under-Achievement Award? This is SI's highest honor.

 

Hi Atlantic0Spicoli. I'm actually way bigger than that and never ride twinners.

 

Hahaha Stankee, that noise you're talking about is when I was jamming your mommy from behind while given her head a swirlee in the toilet bowl..... I guess you were staying at her place again that night.

 

haha...That was amusing but it still doesn't change that fact that you're a poser and possibly a gay one at that.

 

I think backside hack is onto something
I question stankees abilities

 

of course stankee is a f^a*g. his name is Yankee, probably got that nickname by the services he offers at his nearby truckstops.