You're lucky they didn't stomp you. This fat, drunk bimbo turista gets what she deserves at about the 2:40 mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIz6nlBAW48
damn right. dumbasse (me) had small children with me. I LOVE that video. can happen SO easy. and that woman was SO dumb. come to think of it; camping w/horses is a little crazy; you know?
Go get your shine box. Wait, on second thought, you can be the drinks caddy, sparky: whenever a Swellie needs a bevvie, it's your responsibility to know what that libation of choice is & get it in the hands of the thirsty man, ex post haste. As a junior Swellie, you work your way up with service. In return, we'll make sure waynetheinsaaaaane doesn't abduct you into his windowless white van of duct tape & doom.
I know, right? Googled it too. 3 results. I don't play poker well. Great story. Miss that dude's writing.
he's under a bridge somewhere talking to seagulls and eating expensive pill form heroine made my Pfizer.