SwellInfo Member Draft

naw way dawg if he did that it would b beat down time.

 

I would like to see that one butt blaster .

 

Just getting back into the swing of things and came across this thread. It looks a fun one, good work guys! To those that drafted me, thank you, it is an honor!

My lineup would include:

Kahuna Kai, a 6'6" viking who most sane people would not mess with. His physical strength can be used to knock down trees and smash the enemies with one swing of his over sized fist.

Yankee, AKA Back to Back Hater Of The Year winner and Golden Glove Boxing Champion. His level of hate is 2nd to none and can be used to ward off evil forces and his hand to hand combat skills will come in handy for those who are immune to hate. He cannot be broken, he cannot be beaten, he is unstoppable.

Seldom Seen, AKA White Fang, a very reasonable and righteous fellow but under that cool, calm, and collected demeanor is a professionally trained killing machine and outdoors man. SS also is trained in the art of horticulture and can grow many things for the enjoyment of the group.

Roy Stuart, a master craftsman in the art of wood, his skills can be used to build a fleet of wooden boats that will be used to invade other tribes for pillaging, plundering, and to ravage their women. Roy is also experienced in living off the grid or going "feral". His experience will come in handy and will enable our tribe to build a new infrastructures from the very land we steal from our enemies.

Sandblaster, a true southerner who will supply all the guns, moonshine, BBQ, and comedic entertainment for all. His secret weapon is the Carolina Cutback and will decapitate the enemies in one simple snap.

With this line up, we will crush our enemies. See them driven before us. And we'll hear the lamentations of their women.

 

relax, I wasn't saying you have no life. I was merely pointing out that this thread is a little... gay. No offense to you.

 

Your not getting the point EMASS . He's pretty much saying your "treadz" are gay .

 

Face it SI sucks and we are all a bunch of Douche Rockets. Life sucks and we should all kill ourselves.

 

Why so grumpy sugar face Did you find your girl with another black guy again R carter ? ((

 

Nah man your mom's pu$$y was just a little dry when I fuked her today at lunch.

 

All draft me..
team player
Good boards
Cool board shorts
Will surf for cheap pay

 

Yeah, he played division I basketball haha

 

thats right needs get rid of roy for carter and its unstoppable.

 

But who will build our boats?

 

Thanks my Southern Brutha from another mutha!

I'll just beat Roy's ass and steal them for the crew.

 

You bring boats, and you're in. No boat and we're stuck on the island. Boats and hoes dude, boats and hoes

 

I got half of it covered:

 

Idk emass. Id probably go all rick grimes really quickly. My survival switch gets stuck in the burst position way too easily. I think emass, Doug, brad, metard, Utah, carter, many fun guys whose names escape me- would all provide their own form of intelligence and humor. But I've been with the same chick for 9 years so ld be amped with me, one brony and 3 ladies. Oh man I almost forgot, at some point the fish will stop coming around, and we'd have to eat, so id want MIS there for that.

 

Nah... You got 95% of it covered.

Nice work.

 

Hydroponic farming is an important survival skill.