Swellinfo Surf Contest

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  1. Jul 26, 2018 #1
    CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

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    This Sunday starting at 7 AM for beach entries at the Cocoa Beach Pier to see who is the best and worst of swellinfo.
    Kook division- $10
    LGBT division- $20
    Shark biscuit/ Sponge division-$20
    Grom/Amatuer division-$20
    Pro division- $50
    Winners of each division only win the pool of money for each division.
    Sponsors- Swellinfo, Wayne's pedo butter, Barry's Marballs and tile.
    Head Judge- Admin
     
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  3. Jul 26, 2018 #2
    Mr.Belmar

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    Dear Mr Norris

    Sounds fun, but I seemed to miss the Inter- Continental Bench Press Championships??

    Mr Belmar will only show up if there are benchs on the beach...

    Your pal,
    Mr Belmar
     
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  5. Jul 26, 2018 #3
    MrBigglesworth

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    Just bag all the money up - I win.
     
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  6. Jul 26, 2018 #4
    MrBigglesworth

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    Especially the first divisions... BAM
     
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  7. Jul 26, 2018 #5
    MrBigglesworth

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    Is there a speedo division ?
     
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  8. Jul 26, 2018 #6
    SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

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    The only place for a SI surf contest is belmar.
     
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  9. Jul 27, 2018 #7
    CuckNorris

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    The rules state only speedos are allowed to be worn in each division, except for the groms division because Wayne will be there.
     
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  10. Jul 27, 2018 #8
    CuckNorris

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    Just ordered the weights and bench presses. See you Sunday
     
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  11. Jul 27, 2018 #9
    CuckNorris

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    Well no womans division but there Is a LGBT division slashdog can compete in.
     
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  12. Jul 27, 2018 #10
    aka pumpmaster

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    any old heads remember the Delsurf.com contest?
     
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  13. Jul 27, 2018 #11
    smitty517

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    I think you should set priority for each heat by giving each competitors beach stuff to one of the others then on the count of 3 everyone throws their competitors shit in the water. Priority goes to the person who threw the farthest.
     
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  14. Jul 27, 2018 #12
    UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

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    that or new hampshire so we can spread Barry's ashes out in the water. too far? waves prolly suck anyhow
     
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  15. Jul 27, 2018 #13
    MrBigglesworth

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    Bahahahahahah
     
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  16. Jul 27, 2018 #14
    MrBigglesworth

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    Do you need some “comfort cocoa?”
     
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  17. Jul 27, 2018 #15
    World B Free

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  18. Jul 27, 2018 #16
    SCOB3YVILLE

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    I would like to attende. Where doest thou sign up?
     
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  19. Jul 27, 2018 #17
    metard

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    In
     
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  20. Jul 27, 2018 #18
    Kyle

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    have any imaging for us lol
     
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  21. Jul 27, 2018 #19
    headhigh

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    What's this I hear about a scantily clad hindus on the beach BIKINI CONTEST?!?!
     
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  22. Jul 27, 2018 #20
    CuckNorris

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    LMAO!!! Winner wins a $50 Sunoco gas gift card.
     
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