Swellinfo Surf Contest

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by CuckNorris, Jul 26, 2018.

  1. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

    93
    Jul 7, 2018
    This Sunday starting at 7 AM for beach entries at the Cocoa Beach Pier to see who is the best and worst of swellinfo.
    Kook division- $10
    LGBT division- $20
    Shark biscuit/ Sponge division-$20
    Grom/Amatuer division-$20
    Pro division- $50
    Winners of each division only win the pool of money for each division.
    Sponsors- Swellinfo, Wayne's pedo butter, Barry's Marballs and tile.
    Head Judge- Admin
     
    Last edited: Jul 27, 2018
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  2. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Dear Mr Norris

    Sounds fun, but I seemed to miss the Inter- Continental Bench Press Championships??

    Mr Belmar will only show up if there are benchs on the beach...

    Your pal,
    Mr Belmar
     

  3. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Just bag all the money up - I win.
     
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  4. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Especially the first divisions... BAM
     
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  5. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Is there a speedo division ?
     
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  6. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

    603
    Nov 16, 2016
    The only place for a SI surf contest is belmar.
     
  7. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

    93
    Jul 7, 2018
    The rules state only speedos are allowed to be worn in each division, except for the groms division because Wayne will be there.
     
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  8. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

    93
    Jul 7, 2018
    Just ordered the weights and bench presses. See you Sunday
     
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  9. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

    93
    Jul 7, 2018
    Well no womans division but there Is a LGBT division slashdog can compete in.
     
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  10. Notaseal

    Notaseal Well-Known Member

    Apr 18, 2015
    Is this contest for real
     
  11. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    any old heads remember the Delsurf.com contest?
     
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  12. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    714
    Oct 30, 2008
    I think you should set priority for each heat by giving each competitors beach stuff to one of the others then on the count of 3 everyone throws their competitors shit in the water. Priority goes to the person who threw the farthest.
     
  13. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    866
    Jul 13, 2016
    that or new hampshire so we can spread Barry's ashes out in the water. too far? waves prolly suck anyhow
     
  14. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Bahahahahahah
     
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  15. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Do you need some “comfort cocoa?”
     
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  16. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2013
    Any consideration being given to an in-depth leashe-tying seminar?

    Legue Roappe 101 (with host B. Pitted).

    To all participants…Slide On!
     
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  17. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

    603
    Nov 16, 2016
    I would like to attende. Where doest thou sign up?
     
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  18. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  19. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    have any imaging for us lol
     
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  20. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    What's this I hear about a scantily clad hindus on the beach BIKINI CONTEST?!?!
     
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