meanwhile Blaster and his sister in the general lee made it past the delawhere memorial bridge while Zach got the royal treatment from NJ's finest. He didnt get to far. Camden county's siren song of wealth and progress called to them to settle down and make a living................ Kaighns Avenue 4 lyfe!
However, before Ye Blaster of Sand could reach his Camden destination he came upon a peculiar man on the side of the road swigging from a poorly disguised bottle of Kasser's. He had long ago lost the priviledge of operating a motor vehicle and was in need of a ride to meet the man. He introduced himself as Bill though some called him Bear. He spoke of his time under the boardwalk with Bogeyton Wolftucks and he communicated with seagulls. Blaster didn't know what to make of this but since he was still hopped up on the large helping of grits from Waffle House, Blaster offered the stanger a lift. Little did he know what was aboot to happen...
...while all this was going on the man had FINALLY made it out into the line up he saw a few faces he recognized and some he didn't one person who he recognized was taking off deep on a nice clean wall....
As the stranger got in he told Blasters he needed to pick up his firend if that was okay. Blasters said sure and headed down the road. His mind kept wandering back to those grit he had in Waffle House in Wilmingotn NC. There was a guy ther who seemed a little off, a little metarded if you will, but damn could he cook some grits! Blaster and the Bear drove for hours, the Bear told stories of days past, Blasters described the famous Carolina Cutback and all the while slamming Kassers and puffin spliffs...
where did the general lee, this mobile trainwreck ultimately want to end up? while Kaighns avenue seemed like a paradise, Blasters sister couldnt earn the money needed to maintain a state of luxury, so the trio of trash toddled off to more productive pastures
Bear grew bored with the southerners so he raped Blaster and threw him in the trunk with his sister... He drove back to Camden and traded the car and the southerners for 2 bundles of dope.
and then thankfully Od'ed since it was laced with fentanyl, paramedics rushed to the scene to attend to the comedic genius....but....
Bill wanted to stop at a truck stop to get some zig zags, Blasters sister needed a shower, and Blaster wanted a tall boy. As they pulled in the parking lot they noticed a strange looking van with wooden surfboards on top...
Flash back to Quentin Tarantino digging a giant hole in the sand at BELMAR... Now this story starts to make sense.
Now seeing emass get shacked and yell as he by the man started to come down off of his acid trip. He knew for certain that zach619 was on his way and that there were faces in the lineup some familiar, some not. Just then he saw a wave coming and he knew it was his, he turned to go....
In the back of Bertleman's van sat Kelly Slater and Tom Curren, playing guitars and drinking a beer...
Brewshilla showed up and everyone was pizzed because he was mouthing off that riding waves was a conspiracy. When opposed, he got skeert and called the law on everyone.
He took off only to have fart shunter and Big $ Tbags drop in on him. The tracers were intense, he thought it was wearing off but the trip started getting stronger again...
Kelly and Blaster started arguing about the true south and Blasters sister snuggled up to Tom Current, Bill started feeling like a fifth wheel so he...
Weird visions of David Eggers, the Hunting Beach OP Pro riots, sharknados, and an army of men in red jump suits, white helmets, and paddling SUPs engulfed in flames....then a flash! Out of the haze, a menacing figure announced, "I am The Regulator"
