...the frothing EMass paddled back out beyond the break for the next set. Beaming with stoke from getting billeted, be stated with strong resolve to the man, "that barrell was for Liam." Hi-fives ensued and then attention turned to the sky, where a figure parachuted from high above with rhino chaser strapped to his feet. The parachute had a large image of a lightning bolt and the number 808 on it...
Bill awoke to find a half naked Gnome standing over him. He thought he must be dreaming but soon realized Chucky Boo Boo and Roy had kidnapped him and they were on a boat to NZ. Bill beagn trying to figure out how he would escape, and also why his a$$hole hurt so much...
Two bottles of primo tequila, a suitcase full of Las Vegas hooker advertisements, and a turkish bellydancer named tommy. Tommy turned to bill, asking him if he had...
...........Meanwhile the man who had gotten burned on the wave at belmar thought to himself "am i wearing the right thickness of wetsuit" as he got pummeled on the inside so made a mental note to ask the gurus on swellinfo.com. ......but all that had to wait until later, he was looking for a great ride today so he started his paddle back out....
...leetymike808 pulled the release clip from the parachute and placed himself perfectly in a 23-footer while the denizens of BelMar were frozen in astonished bewilderment. They'd seen a lot of cats shott barrells off the art reef, yet never in such alpha fashion. Instantly, photographers and Barneys alike in the sand lit up the Instagram airwaves with their iphone 7's and showed the world where the game was headed next...
leetey's years of experience at peahi gave him the training needed to deal with 23 fotters, but he had no idea how to navigate the dunkin doughnuts down the street from DJai's as the folks running the D and D dont let surfers deuce in their bathroom, and Mike REALLY had to go.....
mike approached the restroom only to find out its flooded with shart all over the walls.he had 1 dollar bill in his pocket,he calmly wiped the seat with his dollar and sat down.
..."by the way brah, what a suite smell!" suggested the sponger as he entered the public lavatory in a rare, upright and standing pose...
Seldom continued 'despite the suite smells, the doughnut makers are telling us to scram before Trooper doug dishes out justice for trespassing and attempted biochemical attack, lets pick up some skanks at djais'
..."how will we escape, bro?" asked a puzzled leetymike808 as the two snuck out the restroom like two undercover brothers. Before seldom could offer a solution, it presented itself as MVsurfer (clad in a 9/8mm wetsuite) pulled his WaveJet into the shorebreak...
....back in the lineup, the man saw a rogue set coming and thought to himself, "it's now or never"....thinking "I finally have a wave all to myself", he dropped in and was immediately Fitzpedo'ed. his frustration grew....as he looked to the shore, he saw Koki bench pressing Shar-c*nter.... another likely hero was just arriving to Belmar, ZGaff trudged through the sand, saw the fellers and said.....
..."and to think that I had seen cool things lately..." The West Coast Swami was skeptical of his pilgrimage out east, yet the cornucopia of stoke that lay before his eyes convinced him that BelMar truly was where bros come to walk on h2O...
"looks like a little chop out there." zgaff grabbed his 3'11 and his 14mil fullsuit and paddled out.over the first 2 waves he spotted something in the distance
It was Mary Lee, she used OSearch's new Human Tracker and located all the SI'ers.... ...Koki yelled out to her, "We need you to save Billy Boy, he's been kidnapped by the bearded Boo Boo and a gnome by the name of Roy.... Mary Lee made a B-line for the ship and upon arriving....
...the man and Fitz engaged in a tussle that brought them all the way into the shallow water where their manwich knocked a skimma in a white rash guard right off his disc. And just like that, an impromptu break meetup was upon them. Thankfully, logic kicked in despite the emotions and they took to Koki's bench to squash the dispute...
....Gruvi set up a pizza tent with a sing that read "slathering hot pizza on my tab" as the gathering crowd swole with tension high in the air to view the bench off between the man and fitz.....
