Syria... turn it to glass?

I could be way more deader than you if I get gassed and you only get bombed. Gas makes me far more dead. Bombs only make you sorta dead. So there.
Maybe we balk at invasion because they don't have enough oil? Tell Assad to step up production. Our military can't wait around forever you know.
I'm confused. Someone post pics of hot Syrian women prease so I can make up my mind.

 

Our we afraid of Russia? They can be tough when not all drunked-up on vodka. There was no other tough guys in the hood when we conquered all that oil in Iraq and went chasing Osama bin Obama in one of those Stan countries. Now there's another goon hanging around (Russia) so what do we do? Stay outta that hood or duke it out with someone our size?

 

"What Jefferson was trying to say was that we left England because it was bogus and if we don't get some cool rules of our own, then pronto, we will bogus too."
Sir Jeffery Spicoli

 

Here ya go amigo

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/website-makes-light-of-refugee-crisis-by-ranking-hot-syrian-women/

 

I don’t think Russia wants a fight anymore than we do. I think it’s all posturing and will amount to a lot of nothing. We’ll hit Assad and they’ll suck it up and deal with it.

 

Based on those pics, we should invade tomorrow!

 

You have no shame.

Looks like we have something in common

 

I'd say our 'norms' could use an update.

 

If only it stopped at us just launching missiles....our track record tends to show ICBM's are usually just a starting point....and again, you and I are paying for those missiles. I find it weird that some have such opposition to welfare systems in the US but yet don't mind wasting our money helping the poor in other countries. It is strange that we consider people of Syria as victims and are willing to spend millions to "attempt" to help them but the poor in our own country are all just labeled as lazy or stupid and must fend for themselves. People are being slaughtered and human rights being trampled all over the world, what is so special about Syria?

Idk maybe is just the isolationist in me.

 

Chocolate chip for sure... Defectors may have reached China and sent word back about fortune cookies... But they aint never seen a good ol chocolate chip.

 

Please stop derailing this here tread with talks of bombs and gas attacks.
The issue that needs to be discussed is Chavy putting a North Korean hottie flock together.
So far our only angle is chocolate chip cookies (and it's a great idea), but he may need a back up plan if Kim Jong Un figures it out

 

Ole Kim looks like he fancies Twinkies and/or donuts. Maybe we buy him off first and then enact my master plan of hot NK women acquisition.

 

Ha.. I can actually visualize this working... Toss a Twinkie over the border grenade stylee with a sniper in the ready position. Within 30 seconds Un yells "TWINKIE!!!" , scurries out like a squirrel and eats it giving the sniper a clear shot.

 

Actually, our track record will show that very few (if any) protracted conflicts are started with missiles before any logistical troop movement.

Missiles are usually launched to:

1) signal a show of strength to the other regime, and

2) give our citizens the appearance that we're doing something an act against our interests.

Do you really believe American military experts would fire off missiles to begin an invasion without first readying the troops?

 

Invite Kim to a Hole In One golf tournament with Trump and Dennis Rodman.

While they're distracted, we grab Chuck Norris for backup and go into NK commando stylee and grab as many Happy Ending Hotties as we can carry like the firemen do.

 

It is NOT ABOUT SYRIA. It is about Russia!! The Russians say they have new weapons that we cannot get by. Okay--send in a few Tomahawks to see if that is true. If the Russians fail, then we send up fighters from our aircraft carriers and bomb the living shit out of them in Syria. Why?? For lying. For poisoning English citizens,and, for Putin being no different than Stalin (his former boss) or Hitler.

 

Offer Kim a trip to Disney World, all expense paid trip. While Rocketman is flying around in Space Mountain, we invade NK, steal all his bimbos, and put Chavez in charge of their sexual proclivities??
Good plan??