Taking a s^%$ in BELMAR, NJ Any suggestions?

No one sh!ts in Bel Mar, you just clinch yo A$$ real tight and reabsorb dat poo like a real man!


Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

well... they just pushed some extra sand up on the beach, you can duck behind that...

or...
what all the regular locals do- there is a dunkin donuts right infront of the break - they got a nice heated bathroom that you can use- you can even keep your wetsuit on!

 

What real men do...

 

We can only hope that isn't any of us one day.

 

anywhere's fine bro, if theres one thing I learned from spending 4 years on the eastern shore its that nothing good comes out of Jersey. Just keep it out of MD.

 

if you go into djais you should be able to take a sh3t. but you might have to bench press with your shirt off before they let you use the bathrooms.

 

If you just poo in the ocean it will improve the water quality a bit.

 

[video=youtube;2tQvHbxRoMg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tQvHbxRoMg[/video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tQvHbxRoMg

 

it would be safe to assume this video will only be a positive thing in this kids future...

 

the dunkin doughnuts on 16th street maybe

 

Froggy Fresh throwin down:

[video=youtube_share;nqFq1jL_4V4]http://youtu.be/nqFq1jL_4V4[/video]

 

brah- I heard they have the cleanest bathrooms there too!

 

They even have moistened wipeys for the last wipe.

 

my last jersey surf before the move is going to be in belmar for sure

 

Yes, Froggy Fresh is from Belmar...hangs out at PJ Shamrocks

 

Good move brah!! You gotta make it memorable!!!

 

Well, it got him a guest spot on Tosh.0

[video=youtube;7dmI-Jhm2dg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dmI-Jhm2dg[/video]

 

This thread is hijack-proof from the start. Genius. In all ways.

 

@ rcarter . That's was hilarious . I think I stained my shorts , nope I did .