Why would anyone believe anything you have say rKelly, besides "get in the van" ? can't help but make yourself look more foolish with each post. You live 2 hrs from the ocean? you don't surf dude, you take trips to the beach. You're lost on here. Plenty of people making way more money outside of NC in your field without help from their wives. But you know this because you're such a guru. If you had any real skills you would be getting fatter checks, instead of helping your "cool boss" get his. You show your wife your posts? Ha, and she still likes you! Shes okay with the whole child porn thing? Gross you have all these cool hobbies(fantasies is what they are Sandusky) your wife is hot and she's thinks your disturbing rants on forums are funny? Sure. Any self respecting woman would tell you to grow up. If you're gonna make up a life that is obviously exaggerated, make it a little cooler than that.