Texas - Natty Ice and The IBC Network

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin, Apr 22, 2015.

  1. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Let us all pay homage to our Texas guys on here - all two of them. Hell there's more Vaginal- Americans on here than Texans.

    Although they aren't as sophisticated as east coasters, especially us up north, they do a good job on here.

    So please pay them a compliment on this thread. They deserve it. So, tell IBC and Natty Ice what swell fellows they are.

    I mean, just avoiding the electric chair in Texas is an accomplishment. Plus, they get jealous of Zero and the wave quality at "The Bridge." (Anyone interested in the location of The Bridge pay me $5.00 and I'll clue-you-in)

    I do dig that whole scene in Dazed and Confused, but then again that was based in Austin and that place is anomaly. Also, remember that Swellinfo's favorite son, ZaGaffer, has Texas roots. So does Ken Bradshaw. That's why he is so macho.

    I lived in Texas in the 1970's. For a year. Louisville, TX. Yep. Then I got to go to Atlanta. I liked Atlanta, though. Then Los Angeles - and then it was all over for me. My daddy used to work in Panorama City and he let me hang with the neighborhood cholos. Rojo Loco was my street name.
     
  2. Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

    289
    Jun 21, 2013
    Everything is bigger in Texas, except the waves.
     

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Paulie and Natty, you guys are great fellers.
     
  4. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Radder, clever line, but you didn't say anything nice aboot IBC and/or Natty.
     
  5. capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2012
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  6. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    ibc, natty.

    May y'all live long and prosper.
     
  7. Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

    289
    Jun 21, 2013
    Ok
    IBC & Natty,
    I love your eyes. Sometimes I get lost in them. <3
     
  8. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Kinda gits yer toe tappin, don't it?

    I ain't been here but 3 years, but I like it... exceptin the scarce surf. Lots of ways to make $, the herb is cheap, the wimmens are mighty fine, etc, etc, etc. I've seen some fine a** babes in bikinis and cowgirl boots. They'll stop ya dead in yer tracks.

    :p
     
  9. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    LOL

    Like Nat's said before, if you EVER find yourself down this way, we'll roll out the red carpet.

    :cool:
     
  10. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    IBC, I had a prejudice against Texas due to my 1970's Dallas area experience. All I remember were oil drills, dudes acting like John Wayne, and I used to always scrap with this kid who lived a few doors down. Oh, I was 5 years old by the way.

    But you and Natty have erased my prejudices and done more than the Texas Tourism Industry ever has.

    Tell truth, I desire to surf places that most people don't.

    I don't care aboot Hawaii but I'd love to catch Stony Point on The Lakes.

    And I've always wanted to surf Texas since SURFER did an expose in the 80's. There was this one lil drainer pictured at Galveston that looked inviting. And my God, The Bob Hall Pier, right.

    Some day, IBC, but be careful for what you wish for, as I may show up at your local train station. Just ax Seldom Seen. Now he can't get rid of me.

    Anyways, this thread is dedicated to IBC and Natty - giving a lil recognition to some b!tchen dudes form the lone star state keeping the stoke.

    May your weed always be high in THC.
     
  11. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Like, the good stuff is cheap?
     
  12. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Don't want Chuck Norris Texas Ranger showin up if I give out TMI, but 1/2 the price it was in Atlanta. Only gripe is the salesmen are unreliable sometimes. F***ers...
     
  13. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Ok, ok, ok. I know it's WALKER Texas Ranger. I saw Talladega Nights, 27 times... "Chip... I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
     
  14. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Yo, you lived in Atlanta?

    So did me, too. Atlanta and Roswell..

    Dude when I moved from Texas to Atlanta, I lived in this F'up Atlanta apartment complex. I'm sure crack is sold in bulk there these days.

    Now you just need some CA, NJ, NC and MA experience and we will be resident brothers.
     
  15. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Lived in ATL for 20 yrs. That's where I said F It and bailed from the rat race. Was born in Mass, but left at 4 yrs old. My new landlady (just bought my cottage and the big house in front) is from Mahthahs Vinyahd. I told Emass we're almost cousins. I didn't know til recently that there is apparently some inter island rivalry / war between the Vineyard and Nantucket ("the OTHER island"). It's hilarious listenin to this rowdy 85 yr old lady talkin sh** about Nantucket.
     
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    IBC is The Dude, Natty Ice is good peoples too
     
  17. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Feel kinda goofy replying, but thanks, dude. I ain't one of the real Texans here, though. Nat, Gaff, etc way more so.

    Emass - What's up with this war between Mahthas Vinyahd vs Nantucket? Wait... Mighta just hit me... Nobody ever wrote a limerick about the "Man From Marthas Vineyard" Maybe that's it... Jealousy

    Maybe?

    Later, y'all. Gotta go make some $
     
  18. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    I am that man from Nantucket.
     
  19. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    im curious to know whats the quality of the bud down there.do u guys get the good shyt or is it that over the border Mexican bs?being that u folks are neighbors lol.im sure the hard drugs are on point tho as its coming from mehiko but I don't dwell in the hardcore stuff.
     
  20. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Ill comment on dis tread in the next day. Much to share bout TX and the Mass islands.