The 4 Hour Boner-Medical Advise

I always joke about the 4 hour boner when those commercials come on the tube. My woman never laughs but I always do cuz my joke are hilarious... to me
Use that baby as a kick stand for not rolling out of bed.
I had a boner for four hours, my vision was out and I couldnt see what I was banging, but I havnt felt that good since I was 18. My wife doesnt seem impressed, and the dog wont even look at me.

 

did you beat youre meat for a hour to tame it?

 

Huh?? You were trying to have sex with your dog????
Dude.....you are strange.....

 

Four boners for an hour?


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S.A.M.P.L.E.?
O.P.Q.R.S.T.?
4 hrs, not good. They have to put a needle in there and drain blood