The 8 Ordeals of Corey Pohan

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  1. Apr 6, 2017 #1
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

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    Emerging Force
    - bench 350, get swole 6 packs better than they've ever been

    Birth of Sky
    - make a fat 6 figures day trading stocks bonds and commodities like a boss

    Awakening Earth
    - drive a car like Vin Diesel from the Fast and the Furious, preferably a White GT-R, through a building and into another building; but to its there own

    Life of Water
    - Surf 23'ers every day

    Life of Wind
    - In New Jersey

    Life of Ice
    - In the winter, then get your picture taken with The Great Bald One on the North Shore. tow ins are okay but then you have to throw Sharthuffer's gear in the wet

    Master of 6 lives
    - bang 6 Hindu models, at once, Hare Rama!

    Act of Ultimate Trust
    - Kick an agro chihuahua, try to avoid a confrontation, fight the good fight, put em down and out in one, evade the cops, hide in your mom's basement, voluntarily give yourself up to the legal system, and beat the rap

    Post of your exploits

    Then abandoner and disappear into the wilds of Sumatra

    become the njshredmachine

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  3. Apr 6, 2017 #2
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    #knockoutgayman
     
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  5. Apr 6, 2017 #3
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Good work Gaff!
     
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  6. Apr 6, 2017 #4
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    No shotting of the Honeyton Pier?

    Needless I say more?
     
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  7. Apr 6, 2017 #5
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Perfectly feathered and coiffed 'do: check.
    Size "extra medium" femme cut Gay Rave t-shirt: check.
    Capri pantaloons: check.
    Untied athletic shoes with no socks ala Miami Vice: check.

    This guy is living the Urban Dream.
     
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  8. Apr 6, 2017 #6
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

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    That was Emass. He was just glomming onto The Shred's Force of Nature. Schotting the honeyton is done by cats like Joe Motion.

    Show some fûćking respeck
     
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  9. Apr 6, 2017 #7
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

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    I had some pics of him on the bike path walking with a hindu hottie
    lemme find em
     
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  10. Apr 6, 2017 #8
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

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  11. Apr 6, 2017 #9
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Hates gay dogs
     
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  12. Apr 6, 2017 #10
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    Pohan world title threat this year.
     
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  13. Apr 6, 2017 #11
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    who was it on here that hung out with him in central America?
     
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  14. Apr 6, 2017 #12
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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  15. Apr 6, 2017 #13
    AddieManderson

    AddieManderson Well-Known Member

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    #falsecracker
     
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  16. Apr 6, 2017 #14
    cepriano

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    lmao buuuuuuuuump
     
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  17. Apr 6, 2017 #15
    red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

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    Looks like a tool!
     
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  18. Apr 6, 2017 #16
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    When he was locked up in NY, did anyone ever go down and protest with "FREE THE SHRED!" signs? IIRC there was some chatter about that. If not, well, you guys suck. You let the shred down when he needed SI support most.
     
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  19. Apr 6, 2017 #17
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    The ultimate tool. Like a man sized swiss army knife tool.

    Don't forget about him hiding on top of the toll booth.
     
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  20. Apr 6, 2017 #18
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    #kfc

    #lipsmacker
     
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  21. Apr 6, 2017 #19
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, who was that? Wasn't that the first moment we we started to realize The Shred was real?

    Unicorns do exist.
     
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  22. Apr 6, 2017 #20
    DawnPatrol321

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    I think it was oiPaul or Uekele or something?
     
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