The Atlantic City Surf Festival

This is really good stuff Bill. You know I like deeze treadz.

One question - is Jennelle a contestant in the hooker comp?

 

Dude your ideas never cease to amaze..I'm envisioning Triple Crown Contender..You could make this happen..errr body knowz AC needz money and more tourism...bet

 

What will be the prizes? Some ideas:

A free consultation visit to AC Medical Center (gonna definitely need some cream after this contest).
A blow job from that Ben Gravy dude with ice from the bay in his mouth.
A nite of free rides around AC in a Jitney with Riley driving (Billy will love this he needs some wheels).
Lifetime supply of White House bread.

 

I'll bring the antibiotics, those that cover gonorehea etc.

 

Is there free pizza after? If so, I'm in.

 

Of course they are. They are our sisters??
I'll bring a few Petri dishes and we will swab 'em!!

 

i'll be happy to help with the mayor.
i'm of course dialed-in with the local gay republican crowd.

re the ho's - having at least some business sense - they have; um, left town.

re balt grill pizza - order the "all sausage" (really)......so good one thinks well of the town...

 

I'd gladly pick up quality bundles from the fine streets on Kensington..actually I hear quality is better up in frankford..that's where I get my blasters from anyways..
Although I'm sure we can suffice for higher class hookers from CL

 

yo trejos,I was on youtube last night and came across an old rob Kelly video,and in the comments I seen sjb comment lmao from years ago,and I knew it was the one and only pjb.u said some shyt like ac dope is garbage,but its still dope and a bunch of other funny nonsense.

so does ac really have $50 bundles?if so bravo,i thought that was only Irvington.plus I imagine ac much safer than Newark,they had a history of kingpins but nothing recent.newark u buy dope out of a babys diaper.i don't do dope btw,and other people shouldn't.and sjb why are u never on when im on?does that mean im you?or maybe im ben gravy since I always stand up for him.or maybe im a fat Korean girl from cincinatti.

 

I was checking the surf pre-sunrise one morning and was greeted by two BEAUTIFUL black chicks all dolled up. I thought for sure they were just tourists finishing up a long evening.

"Good morning honey, you looking for a party?" I was shocked for a number of reasons, and could only stutter a "Good morning girls, no thanks" in passing. But whoever can find those two will win that portion of the event. Around Pennsylvania and Pacific Ave that day.

 

wow so u guys really do have hookers in ac?I always thought hookers were a myth in the burbs,like only in the movies u see them.i honestly had no idea they are still around.kudos to them.

my buddy had a t shirt that read' supporting single mothers one dollar at a time.'
some of u know lol

 

sorry dudes no bundles around these parks dont even think there is any around this area...

 

I was in Harrahs last weekend, my buddy was djing at the pool. Free room, free bottle service, railed the hell out of this girl that night, but that's a story for another time. I was walking to get breakfast in the casino and some black chick, not too shabby looking, says to me "You going to buy condoms?" At first it didn't hit me, and I was like is this girl for real? I says to her, "No." She replies by saying "Aw, why not?" At this point I'm like ok this girl is a straight up hooker. I had half a mind to get a BJ from her to help out my massive hangover but my better judgement persuaded me otherwise.

 

damn cep you know a lot about that huuroin......cant imagine surfing being much fun on the dope......nodding out and scratching yourself in the lineup

 

Oh man, this is gonna be one hell of an event! Ladies of the evening, party favors, and waves. We need a band!

 

Here's the problem:
Even though it's been 20 + years since the "Incident" that led to my being a guest of the New Jersey Correctional System, that incident just happened to occur in AC. Hopefully, most of the cops, judges, and DAs that were involved have retired or died, but I still have to look over my shoulder every time I'm in town. To enter the contest, I need to enter under an Assumed name. I need some suggestions from Y'all. I was thinking about registering as Tom Curren.
Question for Riley:
Can I bring my own hookers? I have a couple from down in the Villas that will gladly present the winners check for a small bag of Meth.