The Craigslist Thread aka I would buy this, but I spent all my money on Kassers Vodka

LOL LOL LOL wow that's the post of the new year so far

 

Democrats on the boil

 

it's not *that* big.

 

Lol

 

Too funny

 

#Humain

 

I chopped the head off my cock this summer. Kept going after and hurtin' the ladies. Even my landlord once. Big cock

 

Funny Craigslist story. My desperate friend (more of a friend of my best friend) is a sex addict and would probably bang a few dudes just because he's a sex addict. He told us that he used a Craigslist prostitute. He's married and his wife is 10 years younger than him and pretty damn good looking too, but I think they have some sort of an ''Arrangement'' or open marriage. I don't get involved with those details.

He said he hadn't banged a chick in a while (other than his wife) and met a Craiglist prostitute. We asked him if she was any good, he told us she was a ''But her face''. He also told us he regularly uses ''Massage'' parlors as well. What a weirdo ass man! He's like about to turn 40, his wife just turned 30 and is hot as ****. She's had a few kids with him and she's still got the shape of a goddess. Tiny girl with a D cup. He's bald (not trying to hair shame here), short and round and developing the ''I'm 40 and I don't care anymore'' body. He also surfs and sucks at it haha.

I wasn't aware they had prostitutes on Craigslist until I heard that story.

 

eatswell you know some interesting people

 

Yeah that guy must have a big cock to keep his special lady around.

Gaff great find on the big black one.

 

Funny... I wasn't aware Craigslist had anything else until this tread

 

I've seen bigger...

 

You never cease to amaze braddah.

 

I'm not touching that.

 

#Mandylikes'embig

 

Yuuuuge

 

Bigly.