The Devil Went Down to Belmar

The devil went down to Belmar, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man shreddin' and thinkin he was hot.
And the devil jumped upon the jetty and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a Belmar shredder, too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you shred a pretty good barrel, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a board of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's ShredMachine and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

ShredMachine wax up your stick and shred your barrel hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Belmar and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny board made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil waxed up his stick and he said: "I'll start this show."
Fire flew the barrel as he dragged his hand to slow.
As he dug his rail and hit the lip it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Shred said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

23 footers on the horizon, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Benchin on the beach in 2 feet of snow.
"Granny, does your son shred"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden board on the ground at ShredMachine’s feet.
Shred said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a b_tch, I'm the best there's ever been."

23 footers on the horizon, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Benchin on the beach in 2 feet of snow.
"Granny, does your son shred"
"No, child, no."


I know it could have been better, but I was bored and I really don't feel like doing anything. LOL

 

HA

No

 

That actually made me laugh. Sorry, sir, there is no singing allowed on this forum

 

Glad I could help, Sis

 

I knew there was something I was missing, sorry Sand

 

Thanks Monk

 

Thanks J Utah

 

DawnP, Drop Kicks should rock this version!