the end of swellinfo

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by cresto4, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. cresto4

    cresto4 Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    It's happening, bros. It's a shame, really, but here's how it's going down:

    There are several techniques for the control and manipulation of a internet forum no matter what, or who is on it. We will go over each technique and demonstrate that only a minimal number of operatives can be used to eventually and effectively gain a control of a 'uncontrolled forum.'

    Technique #1 - 'FORUM SLIDING'

    If a very sensitive posting of a critical nature has been posted on a forum - it can be quickly removed from public view by 'forum sliding.' In this technique a number of unrelated posts are quietly prepositioned on the forum and allowed to 'age.' Each of these misdirectional forum postings can then be called upon at will to trigger a 'forum slide.' The second requirement is that several fake accounts exist, which can be called upon, to ensure that this technique is not exposed to the public. To trigger a 'forum slide' and 'flush' the critical post out of public view it is simply a matter of logging into each account both real and fake and then 'replying' to prepositined postings with a simple 1 or 2 line comment. This brings the unrelated postings to the top of the forum list, and the critical posting 'slides' down the front page, and quickly out of public view. Although it is difficult or impossible to censor the posting it is now lost in a sea of unrelated and unuseful postings. By this means it becomes effective to keep the readers of the forum reading unrelated and non-issue items.

    Technique #2 - 'CONSENSUS CRACKING'

    A second highly effective technique (which you can see in operation all the time at is 'consensus cracking.' To develop a consensus crack, the following technique is used. Under the guise of a fake account a posting is made which looks legitimate and is towards the truth is made - but the critical point is that it has a VERY WEAK PREMISE without substantive proof to back the posting. Once this is done then under alternative fake accounts a very strong position in your favour is slowly introduced over the life of the posting. It is IMPERATIVE that both sides are initially presented, so the uninformed reader cannot determine which side is the truth. As postings and replies are made the stronger 'evidence' or disinformation in your favour is slowly 'seeded in.' Thus the uninformed reader will most like develop the same position as you, and if their position is against you their opposition to your posting will be most likely dropped. However in some cases where the forum members are highly educated and can counter your disinformation with real facts and linked postings, you can then 'abort' the consensus cracking by initiating a 'forum slide.'

    Technique #3 - 'TOPIC DILUTION'

    Topic dilution is not only effective in forum sliding it is also very useful in keeping the forum readers on unrelated and non-productive issues. This is a critical and useful technique to cause a 'RESOURCE BURN.' By implementing continual and non-related postings that distract and disrupt (trolling ) the forum readers they are more effectively stopped from anything of any real productivity. If the intensity of gradual dilution is intense enough, the readers will effectively stop researching and simply slip into a 'gossip mode.' In this state they can be more easily misdirected away from facts towards uninformed conjecture and opinion. The less informed they are the more effective and easy it becomes to control the entire group in the direction that you would desire the group to go in. It must be stressed that a proper assessment of the psychological capabilities and levels of education is first determined of the group to determine at what level to 'drive in the wedge.' By being too far off topic too quickly it may trigger censorship by a forum moderator.


    Information collection is also a very effective method to determine the psychological level of the forum members, and to gather intelligence that can be used against them. In this technique in a light and positive environment a 'show you mine so me yours' posting is initiated. From the number of replies and the answers that are provided much statistical information can be gathered. An example is to post your 'favourite weapon' and then encourage other members of the forum to showcase what they have. In this matter it can be determined by reverse proration what percentage of the forum community owns a firearm, and or a illegal weapon. This same method can be used by posing as one of the form members and posting your favourite 'technique of operation.' From the replies various methods that the group utilizes can be studied and effective methods developed to stop them from their activities.

    Technique #5 - 'ANGER TROLLING'

    Statistically, there is always a percentage of the forum posters who are more inclined to violence. In order to determine who these individuals are, it is a requirement to present a image to the forum to deliberately incite a strong psychological reaction. From this the most violent in the group can be effectively singled out for reverse IP location and possibly local enforcement tracking. To accomplish this only requires posting a link to a video depicting a local police officer massively abusing his power against a very innocent individual. Statistically of the million or so police officers in America there is always one or two being caught abusing there powers and the taping of the activity can be then used for intelligence gathering purposes - without the requirement to 'stage' a fake abuse video. This method is extremely effective, and the more so the more abusive the video can be made to look. Sometimes it is useful to 'lead' the forum by replying to your own posting with your own statement of violent intent, and that you 'do not care what the authorities think!!' inflammation. By doing this and showing no fear it may be more effective in getting the more silent and self-disciplined violent intent members of the forum to slip and post their real intentions. This can be used later in a court of law during prosecution.

    Technique #6 - 'GAINING FULL CONTROL'

    It is important to also be harvesting and continually maneuvering for a forum moderator position. Once this position is obtained, the forum can then be effectively and quietly controlled by deleting unfavourable postings - and one can eventually steer the forum into complete failure and lack of interest by the general public. This is the 'ultimate victory' as the forum is no longer participated with by the general public and no longer useful in maintaining their freedoms. Depending on the level of control you can obtain, you can deliberately steer a forum into defeat by censoring postings, deleting memberships, flooding, and or accidentally taking the forum offline. By this method the forum can be quickly killed. However it is not always in the interest to kill a forum as it can be converted into a 'honey pot' gathering center to collect and misdirect newcomers and from this point be completely used for your control for your agenda purposes.


    Remember these techniques are only effective if the forum participants DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THEM. Once they are aware of these techniques the operation can completely fail, and the forum can become uncontrolled. At this point other avenues must be considered such as initiating a false legal precidence to simply have the forum shut down and taken offline. This is not desirable as it then leaves the enforcement agencies unable to track the percentage of those in the population who always resist attempts for control against them. Many other techniques can be utilized and developed by the individual and as you develop further techniques of infiltration and control it is imperative to share then with HQ.

  2. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    I got bored after the first chapter of the mindless dribble posted^^^^ but can we ban all the conspiracy theory bs that gets posted or at least post on all the fake accounts to manipulate the forum sliding ;)

  3. Gfootr

    Gfootr Well-Known Member

    Dec 26, 2009
    The consensus is that you are "cracking"
  4. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    I think your brain is getting fried from all the sun your getting up there Cresto.
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I farted and woke myself up this morning
  6. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

    May 30, 2010
    How many more 1 sentence posts do we need to forum slide this guy off a cliff?
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    And bingo was his name.
  8. Exit98

    Exit98 Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2008
    This guy didnt even write these ramblings... It's obviously pasted from some random source commenting on message boards...Not a single mention of surfing, etc. Not sure which is more pathetic.
  9. pinkstink

    pinkstink Well-Known Member

    Aug 20, 2012
    Dude I'm pretty sure the NSA isn't trying to control the SI forum. Archy, as resident conspiracy theorist, can you weigh in on this one?
  10. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Oompa Loompa
    Swell info forum
    Isnt for you

    we like to chat
    and talk a little smack
    and emass spicoli
    likes to smoke crack
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  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  12. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
  13. Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

    Feb 18, 2013
    This forum isn't ATS or GLP. I doubt the government shills care about FCS fin templates or the unusually high amount of 23 foot waves that Jersey gets.
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2013
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  14. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    He already did, brah. When his better Inuit half started the thread.
  15. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    in no uncertain terms, i love this post.
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  16. imperial

    imperial Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2008
    Very good poetry....haiku...A+ my brother!!!!
  17. imperial

    imperial Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2008
    Boring BS.....F- my brother!!!
  18. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011

    Dude.... did you just say you like to F yer brother? (cue "banjo music")
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  19. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I bet he got a real purdy mouth.
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  20. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    That's mos def post of the day. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has always been way past creepy, especially those tan gnomes, but the melody is perfect as is the satirical and lyrical wit.

    So you guys know, it's now empirically verifiable that my supra-physiological adrenergic system is au naturale and unaided by any foreign pharmacology. The lull in oncoming closeout/cleanup sets of posts from me yesterday (in between non-stop, bombing, gnarl of posts) was due to my being visited by the US Army Medical Department. They extracted samples from my pituitary gland and adrenal cortex to determine why and to what extent I have vast abnormalities in sleep patterns, sleep quantity, energy levels, cognition, and relentless vigor (their definition of "stoke").

    After analysis of the samples by gas chromatography and mass spectrometry, they relayed the findings to the USMA (West Point) Center for Enhanced Performance who, in turn, approached me about joining their efforts to maximizing Cadets' success by being an ongoing test subject. While I am honored and have always contemplated service for our nation in the steps of several family members, it would simply take far too much time away from my dedication to surfing. The Hudson can get some swell at times, it's mainly a haven for SUPs.

    Just clearing that up for those of you who were convinced it was PEDs or abuse of other exogenous substances. Clean as a whistle brahs! Oh, and their rationale for why I am this way was exposure to rare effects from the earlier stages of GMOs and hydraulic fracking. They said I was extremely fortunate that the effects of my exposure were positive and not negative, to which I replied "Frack yeah, braddahs!!!"