The first black friday

Yeah Seen, I cut the straps off and fry em up the same day! Good stuff.
Youse guys will get surf while I'm gone too. There's always waves when I'm not around.

 

The best thing about "Black Friday" is watching the news that night of all the idiotic actions displayed by our sad country!

How sad is it that there are actually people camping out for days to get a few dollars off a generic piece of $hit flat screen!?! If they had a job or just worked an hour or two more they wouldn't have to camp out in front of Best Buy for a week!

Oh, and the Walmart White Trash Stampede.... this is now taking the place of the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade!!! Its the only time of year you will see fat, muffin top, boobs in the back soccer mom's running for something!!! Though the moms aren't the fastest, their little army of rat-tailed kids scurry like roaches through the crowds to be the first ones to lay claims to items wanted by the family by sticking big green boogers all over crap!!!

On a sidenote if you do decide to go to Walmart (at least here in Central Florida) make sure you have all of your immunizations!

 

Well said.........there's always a silver lining.....

Ok lets take bets........How many people get killed in Black Friday related events(nation wide)?

I'll say Seven

 

6, and it's Obama's fault

 

Definately obamas fault. Lets say 12. Also Paddington, if I get my PCP from a bestbuy worker who gives me a good deal on friday does that count?

 

unfortunately, african american friday is now a staple for our economy to be "healthy"...get out there!

 

Agreed, MIS...I, personally, stay far far away from any and every retail store...the sheep have lost their way.

 

Well that depends, are we talkin just retail store deaths? If so then ya I would have to say 5-7. If we're talkin all around holiday weekend sheer stupidity I'm putting the number at around 1000. That includes turkey fryer deaths, falling off roofs hanging xmas crap, domestic disputes (aka families that don't get along getting together to drink lots of alcohol and argue about obama and why their EBT cards got shut off last month). You know basically all the typical holiday "survival of the fittest" situations.

This does not include anything vehicle related. That number will be substantially higher! Soccer moms in mini vans slingin kids from extreme lane changing while they're texting and putting make-up on....

God I love the holidays! The nightly news is so much more interesting!

 

Im with you all on this one but , steely Dan? you could be banned for that comment if they ever find out what a steely Dan is!!!

 

Not sure of the official death toll but the violence has started!!!

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/national-international/NATL--Americans-kick-Off-a-Holiday-Shopping-Marathon-233808991.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_CTBrand

 

This sh!t is ridiculous...this country has gone mad.
Shame on these materialistic fools.

 

The cup of my misanthropy runneth over. And ppl think we're strange because we surf? Heres a video compilation in case you guys missed this, spot the WRV shirt at 2:25.

[video=youtube;cALK98vaiSs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALK98vaiSs[/video]

 

Ernie Hudson's character in Ghostbusters had it right way back in 1984. He talks to Dan Akroyd about Judgment Day looming and all the bizarre things happening in NYC each day being fair proof of that. Well, seeing those films that were just posted would've made the whole crew want to cross streams again and end it all painlessly before the pagans of Wal-Mart got to them.

Couple things brehs:
1) When you watched those, did you laugh or did you cry?
2) What's the over/under on estimated bodyfat level of the average person in those motion pictures, and since it's definitely over the average IQ of those parties, can you parlay it in Vegas with the over/under of that figure?
3) Do you people want to raise kids (or in Roy's case, "people") in the society depicted there?
4) How pissed are the bros over at Warner Bros that someone leaked the trailer to Idiocracy 2: Redneck Saturday to the public?
5) How pissed are you bros that your taxes are financing the next 99 weeks of the lives of all those barbarians in the videos?

Bonus question: What's this year's Tickle Me Elmo gift?

1995: Best summer ever, man. Waves for days.

 

That's good.

Gotta love it. "USA...USA...USA...USA!!!"

...Or "Why China is Kicking our a$$".

 

Ya exactly.... they're fighting over generic 65" flat screens, meanwhile they're buying everything else with their EBT cards!

Is it just me or does anyone else feel as if you're going to get some kind of life threatening disease or virus after walking through Walmart?! I usually try to avoid that place at all costs however once or twice a year for some reason I have to make a trip there for something and feel as if I should where a surgical mask like the china do!

 

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the F*CK are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the F*CK are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Donny: What the F*CK is he talking about?

The Dude: My rug.

Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the F*CK are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: What the F*CK are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...

Walter Sobchak: What the F*CK are you...?

The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!

Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.

Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

 

you are such a dork.

 

You complete me.