I've just returned to the present from the future. I was picking up some sundries from the supermarket and there was a salvation army guy ringing his bell. He asked me what the greatest nation was. I stopped and thought. "the DOUGH NATION" he said, smiling. We had a laugh. I took out my bill fold and only had 20's. I was about to tell him I didnt have change, but opted to drop the 20 in. He smiled, and a glint came into his eyes. He asked me if I wanted to have a wish granted. Yes, I told him. I'd like to spend a few days in the future on (favorite place name redacted) when there would be solid surf. POOF. I was suddenly there. In the future. At my favorite break. In the dead of winter. It was about 12 foot and perfect, rights peeling 16 seconds apart around the point through the groves and reforming into the cove, where I stood on the beach. A few things about surfing in the future: *Thrusters are back in, except the lead fin is located at the dead center of the board. *Wetsuits are as thin as your favorite 20-year-old tee shirt and respond to voice commands to adjust the temperature. *There are 2.5 million waves pools throughout the world and people who have never seen the real ocean surf every day. Kelly Slater owns the majority of them and is a trillionaire. He has hair now because baldness has been cured. *Leashes attach like a belt to your waist (at the back). *Everyone does inverted barrel rolls. I headed up to my house after surfing in the future and immediately logged into Swell Info. A few things about Swell Info in the future. * Micah bought the website back. He admitted he was more than 20 of our favorite swell info personalities. * The Trump / FBI / Russians thread has just reached 206,540 pages. Its mostly Kyle posting, and he is now 122 years old and on his 4th heart. Sigmund has abandoned liberalism and is now a die hard Republican and has a tattoo of Donald Trump shooting an AR 13 on his bicep. Trump is widely regarded as one of the best leaders the world has known after he defeating China in WW3 (I gathered all this info by reading the last couple of posts.) * Despite the exponential advances in technology, the forecast is still always wrong and the app doesn't work. * Heyduke rejoined, then abandoned aggaine. * DawnPatrolSUP/321 is now DawnPatrolABC * This thread only gets 6 responses. The End.
Defeating ISIS was easier than we thought. We carpet bombed them with Penthouse mags and jammed their internet bands with the Scantily Clad Women treadde, They all shaved their beards and defected to the West. A bloodless coup.
The story is awesome) Dude, I have so many questions to ask! But seriously several thoughts that you’ve mentioned are a little bit odd.
