The kingii - thoughts???

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by fungus, Jul 14, 2015.

  1. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Kingii is for pooswahs.
     

  2. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Looks small. Also. Wrist isnt really the best place for it.
     
  3. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    eh. I mean I found a video of a girl inflating it while submerged. I guess it would be good for that. If you get disoriented while underwater. Pull the plug and you instantly know which way is up and the bag takes you there.

    IDK I dont need this at this point of my life but interesting to see people innovating.
     
  4. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

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    Feb 13, 2012
    Well I breathe through my fingertips, so anything to keep them out of the water in the even of an accident would be great. Very nice product.
     
  5. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    loling. brilliant.
     
  6. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    if a 4-5 ft bodyboard barely floats me whats that round bubble gonna do for me?
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    give you a blow job
     
  8. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

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    Aug 28, 2014
    lol
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    It just occurred to me that it would dangle you from the surface just like a red bobber on a fishing line, but, you would be the bait!!
     
  10. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    At least it's easier for emergency services to locate and fish you out.

    82% of people who drowned in 2013 weren't wearing a life preserver. The other 18% make up for lawsuits to life preserver manufacturers, I imagine.
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Didn't click the link but sounds like you could put your ***** in it.
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  13. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Having something inflate and blat you to the surface is ideal if you ate schitt on the last wave. What if it keeps you fugg up on the first wave a a set. or it goes off while duck diving. ALL those things would happen if I got one. On the bright side,


    AT LEAST ID BE GETTING BEATEN BY WAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I miss that so much.