The least common denominator

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EMazzSpicoli, Jan 22, 2016.

  1. EMazzSpicoli

    EMazzSpicoli Well-Known Member

    182
    Jul 1, 2015
    Been through a fair amount of rough sessions and situations so far on the water. One thing I've definitely learned is to subscribe to a mindset of caution for the least common denominator. Basically, assess the worst-case scenario within reason and guide your choices by that possibility.

    Case in point - yesterday I'm in Ventura area at a solid PB/cobblestone reef. It's 2-3' OH on many sets (8'10!!! LOLZ). Forget what the stats were, but it was big and clean. Big and clean still has plenty of whitewater after the break though and on the inside. So I realize when I get to the break that the 30L pintail I brought has FCS2 boxes and I forgot that when packing my wax and fins. MF'in boxes only have one grub screw in them too so I have to trow in FCS1 fins with barely one screw each and can't even bury it too deep since my fin key was Futures.

    Paddle out board upside down past the cobblestones (haven't done that since Trestle's low tide at the AM free surf prior to '14 Hurley Pro) and then flip it right side up once I'm clear. Well, though I was clear then realized there were still rocks underneath. Anywayz, I proceed to donate my center fin to the Pacific Ocean and realize once out back I'm sportin a twinnie. That's ok, until I realize that I paddled out sans leash.

    So I'm duck diving through up to 10' sets with no leash and one fin short of a full deck. Could be pissed at life but consider that I haven't paddled out in several days (work and the move out west remains hectic) and it's my own damn fault I'm not prepared. I'm stoked to be out there for sure and salivating at the peelers I'm seeing go for 200yds, but do the math in my head and it's not looking the most promising.

    I'm nearly out back in the lineup and ready to charge 8'+ and then it occurs to me that I won't be fancying a swim in without a board. Also, I considered that my precious pintail would be on a zip line on the cobblestone reef going from near mint condition to complete trash all in that one ride I would potentially lose control of the board. I think better of it and head to the inside to catch a few. I was on a major timeline yesterday anyway and this expired my 30 minutes of water time.

    Living to fight another day, I hit the same break today for 3-5' and clean once again. Wasn't the OH bombs I was paddling between the previous day, but then again I was arguably out of shape to be in those if anything went wrong. Naturally, I left the house again without a leash but realized that in time to stop at the rip curl joint for a cord.

    Today, I again didn't have much more than 30 mins to hit it but damn, I got 6 rides in that time and it was great. I was finding lefts at a predominantly right-hand break. Got 5 pumps down the line on a fast 50yd left on my 5-10 diamond tail and it felt like freedom. Oh yeah, that board got severed in half at the Honeyton Pier days before Christmas 2014 and my good buddy in Mass last summer repaired it primo and now it's riding even better than before.

    Yeah, abstract Spicoli tread as usual but the moral of the story is have foresight and better judgment when possible and you'll avoid hairy situations. I didn't make such prudent choices in the past when I could've been smarter and I ended up seeing my life flash before my eyes. Another thought it that it's hard to be as thankful as you should be when you live just steps from waves because there will be a day when you no longer do. However, I'm all good with living 45 minutes from dope waves on the daily instead of 5 minutes from crap ass Johnny come lately waves. God Bless the Pacific.
     
  2. HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

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    Mar 24, 2015
    Spicoli, you ever find that certain breaks in ventura change size within minutes?

    I watched OH sets roll through one day, like a conveyor belt. I suited up, paddled out, everyone paddled in, and it dropped to waist high for almost an hour.

    And where were you living when you were 5 minutes from the coast??
     

  3. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    dont forget to bring a leash and a towle! what aboots the elusive sande raccoon?
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I have a bag that I always keep packed with an extra leash, fin keys and fins. Also has sun block and what ever else I need. That way you I don't have to remember a bunch of different items, everything is in there. Don't forget your towel!!
    I remember surfing CA for the first time, I was blown away! Caught one of the longest rides I had ever had out there.
     
  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    So it goes without saying that you did NOT properly tie your leash??!!??
    What is this world coming to??

    Okay here is one---last week I get to the beach grab my board and realize I forgot to bring a leash. I get back into my car, drive home (only 2mins) grab a leash, and get back to the beach. When I get there, I remembered, wait, I always carry an extra leash in one of the storage boxes!! dumba-ass I be.......I hate getting old--I had placed the extra leash so I would remember where it was if I ever needed an extra....Well, obviously, I did not remember. duh
     
  6. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Moral of the story: Be prepared, all the time.
     
  7. capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2012
    ^+1
    Yes.. I take/keep a tub for all wetsuite / towel / (anything that will get wet) stuff & a toolbag with fins/tools/accessories in the surf vehicle for all seshs.

    Btw, good to hear from you emazz, sounds like things are good well for you.
     
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2016
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    If one is prepared all the time, one will do a good job, all the time.

    "Oh yeah? Is that some kind of Eastern thing?"

    "Far from it , dude"
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Of course....and you peeing in the ocean is going to raise the sea level......
     
  10. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

    809
    Apr 1, 2009
    Moral of the story: Don't write too many words for nothing.
     
  11. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    This is probably a question for Doug+.

    How much does whale jizz affect sea level?
     
  12. littlerhody

    littlerhody Well-Known Member

    443
    Jan 16, 2009
    yes. I always bring an extra leashe and fins and fin keys and I live a quarter mile from two points and two beach breaks. I dont understand how people dont prepare but hey. sounds like the surf was good though
     
  13. mattinvb

    mattinvb Well-Known Member

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    Sep 9, 2014
    got any pics of the overhead day? Would love to see some of what you're gettin into...
     
  14. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I can't paddle my board upside down. If it's that shallow, can you even paddle?
     
  15. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    No. Just get all the way to the nose of board so fins lift. If too shallow for that step out carefully. Also a first is someone breaking a board repairing it and it riding better than before. Really?
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    This is a very useful tactic when surfing at Pools in PR. Very shallow, fin busting reef bottom. Did this as a kid on longboards as well.
     
  17. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    So you mean, like, bringing basic vital surfing equipment with you when you surf?
     
  18. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Doesn't sound that vital when YOU say it lol that abandoned leash story had flare, pizzazz, spring to its step... It really painted a picture of human grandeur... You made it into a sentence about a wet rope. Way to go, squidward :D
     
    Last edited: Jan 24, 2016
  19. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    fukin A dude...

    hey emass I didn't know u moved to cali,cool move man wish I could do the same
     
  20. jettyflea

    jettyflea Well-Known Member

    210
    Apr 12, 2013
    Wow. I can't believe I wasted my time on that novel.