The Lighter Side

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  1. Jan 10, 2018 #201
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  3. Jan 10, 2018 #202
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  5. Jan 10, 2018 #203
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  6. Jan 11, 2018 #204
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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
    to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would
    like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked,
    'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against
    the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
    The pharmacist
    looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now,
    that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
     
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  7. Jan 11, 2018 #205
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  8. Jan 11, 2018 #206
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  9. Jan 12, 2018 #207
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    Lmao and hilarious!
     
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  10. Jan 12, 2018 #208
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  11. Jan 12, 2018 #209
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  12. Jan 12, 2018 #210
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  13. Jan 12, 2018 #211
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    Two surfers are getting ready to paddle out.
    Surfer one: "Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!" Surfer two: "Great trade!"
     
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  14. Jan 14, 2018 #212
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  15. Jan 14, 2018 #213
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    I hope you guys find this video as funny as I do. I can't stop laughing.
     
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  16. Jan 15, 2018 #214
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  17. Jan 15, 2018 #215
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    Another very disturbed youth. Best lock up the gun cabinet...
     
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  19. Jan 16, 2018 #217
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    Snow hysteria...


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  20. Jan 19, 2018 #218
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    An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
     
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  22. Jan 20, 2018 #220
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