The Lighter Side

Work to live...don't live to work.

 

https://www.videodetective.com/movies/you-me-and-dupree-scene-dupree-has-a-job-interview/954865

 

For Barry.
Most of these Moron Bros clips are pretty bad. One of the better ones...

 

Super human strength equals super human farts.

 

So a married businessman and his secretary are having their usual Tuesday afternoon romp in a sleazy motel and they both pass out after doing it.
The dude wakes up at 4:30 in a panic. he starts getting dressed and tells the secretary "Take my shoes outside and rub them in the grass".
She says "Why/"
He shouts "Just do it!" so she does.
He races home, late, to find his wife standing at the front door.
"Where the hell were you?" she asks.
He says:
"Look, i'm gunna tell you the truth. Every Tuesday me and my secretary bang in a hotel and today I passed out after sex. Im Sorry".
She looks him up and down and says:

"Don't lie to me you SOB, you were playing golf again!"

 

Was young once, married not too long, and gave my wife flowers just because. I was a complete moron, she was all like WTF did you do, asshole?

 

Either that or lots of beans mixed with beer and fig newtons.....

 

Should've pee'd on his wife, I do it all the time

 

The power of fiber!

 

Got a little bit of R. Kelly in you, eh, Piedra?

 

This has multiple meanings. R Kelly has been inside a lot of people.

 

More like role playing. She plays Trump and I play the part of a Russian hooker.

j/k, just like to pee on her leg in the shower

 

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"