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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by nopantsLance, Feb 20, 2017.
RIP Burt. Smokey and the bandits was the shiz when I was a grim.
Burt was like a pussy magnet uncle to me growing up. Great role model, Loved that dude. Rest up Bert.
He was always one of my favorites. Really enjoyed him in "The Longest Yard" (original was far better than the remake) and "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas".
All kinds of toys for those with money to burn...
We used to pick shrooms on his daddy's ranch. The legend still lives large here in Jupter, FL.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again'?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you f#**%g! retard!!!!'
I thought she meant ate
I don’t get it - looks fine To me
They were told to "get the F out".
Bahahaha! You one upped my one up DoubleX