The Lighter Side

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  1. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  2. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    RIP Burt. Smokey and the bandits was the shiz when I was a grim.
     
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  3. Sir_Ballyhoo

    Sir_Ballyhoo Well-Known Member

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    Mar 8, 2018
    Burt was like a pussy magnet uncle to me growing up. Great role model, Loved that dude. Rest up Bert.
     
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  4. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  5. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    He was always one of my favorites. Really enjoyed him in "The Longest Yard" (original was far better than the remake) and "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas".
     
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  6. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  7. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    We used to pick shrooms on his daddy's ranch. The legend still lives large here in Jupter, FL.
    RIP Buddy

     
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  8. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

    'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again'?

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you f#**%g! retard!!!!'
     
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  9. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
  10. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  11. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

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    Jun 29, 2018
  12. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    They were told to "get the F out".
     
  13. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

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    Jun 29, 2018
    Bahahaha! You one upped my one up DoubleX