The Lighter Side

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  1. Jan 24, 2019 #721
    JayD

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    use a ladle. I had to recently collect sample from my dog. It was quite the challenge and I’m sure hilariously funny if you were a fly on the wall. Eventually worked though...
     
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  3. Jan 24, 2019 #722
    La_Piedra

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    lock him in a room until he pees on the floor

    then use your wife's turkey baster to suck it off the floor, and put the dog pee in your wife's teacup.

    P.S. - don't tell your wife
     
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  5. Jan 24, 2019 #723
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  6. Jan 25, 2019 #724
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  7. Jan 25, 2019 #725
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  8. Jan 25, 2019 #726
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  9. Jan 27, 2019 #727
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  10. Jan 27, 2019 #728
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  11. Jan 27, 2019 #729
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    looks like sigourney, kylie & that other clown fungal being managed by TheKid :D
     
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  12. Jan 29, 2019 #730
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  13. Jan 31, 2019 #731
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    I think my car needs an alignment, it always pulls towards the liquor store.
     
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  14. Feb 1, 2019 #732
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  15. Feb 5, 2019 #733
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  16. Feb 5, 2019 #734
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  17. Feb 5, 2019 #735
    La_Piedra

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    dude lmao
     
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  18. Feb 5, 2019 #736
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  19. Feb 5, 2019 #737
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    Out of a tiny seed, a mighty jahcorn grows
     
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  20. Feb 6, 2019 #738
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  21. Feb 8, 2019 #739
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    Don't Screw With Old Guys!
    Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

    One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

    Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

    One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

    Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."
     
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  22. Feb 9, 2019 #740
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