The Lighter Side

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  1. Mar 5, 2019 #781
    DawnPatrol321

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  3. Mar 6, 2019 #782
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  5. Mar 7, 2019 #783
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  6. Mar 7, 2019 #784
    La_Piedra

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    The blind guy looks like the surfer on the Swell Info intro page

    also like how the blind guy is wearing a watch
     
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  7. Mar 7, 2019 #785
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  8. Mar 8, 2019 #786
    nopantsLance

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    "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for
    my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a
    week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he
    only speaks a few words of English."

    The Judge looks at the defendant and says, "How much
    English can you speak?"

    The defendant looks up and says, "Give me your wallet!"
     
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  9. Mar 11, 2019 #787
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  10. Mar 12, 2019 #788
    Cwhite

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    My brain @ bedtime: "Are you asleep?

    Me:"Yes, shut up"

    My brain: "Why does boiling water make pasta soft but eggs hard?"

    Me: "You asshole, now I'm awake for a while"
     
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  11. Mar 13, 2019 #789
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  12. Mar 13, 2019 #790
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  13. Mar 13, 2019 #791
    NNYNJ

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    I get Yale, but USC?! Aunt Becky paid $500k to get her kid in to USfugginC?
     
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  14. Mar 14, 2019 #792
    LBCrew

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    USC... University of Spoiled Children.
     
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  15. Mar 14, 2019 #793
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  16. Mar 16, 2019 #794
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  17. Mar 17, 2019 #795
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  18. Mar 17, 2019 #796
    Barry Cuda

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    Some peoples kids are just incredibly stupid and brainless, which, obviously enough, they inherited from their parents....
     
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  19. Mar 17, 2019 #797
    smitty517

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    No kidding. I get every parent wants good things for their kids but they gotta earn it. I do get a little satisfaction as folks can now plainly see what I noticed many years back - colleges are nothing more than a business. College doesnt really prepare you for life. It may help you get a job but dont believe for a minute that the college experience resembles real life!
     
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  20. Mar 17, 2019 #798
    sisurfdogg

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    O Barry. My Daughter is awesome just like my Mom. It skipped a generation. Proved you wrong againne
     
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  21. Mar 18, 2019 #799
    Barry Cuda

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    I am never wrong-I am always right. I am perfect. Didn't you know that??
     
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  22. Mar 18, 2019 #800
    La_Piedra

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    O, we know alright.
     
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