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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by nopantsLance, Feb 20, 2017.
Theres no bottom lance... no bottom
Now that I'm retired, wifey and I plan to travel some...
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Why would a blind man wear a watch?
Good eye, LP!
Dude, it's an iWatch. It's got Siri. It looks like a much older model than my 14 though.
Talking watch or Braille watch?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.