The Lighter Side

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by nopantsLance, Feb 20, 2017.

  1. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  2. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016

  3. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Theres no bottom lance... no bottom
     
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  4. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  5. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Now that I'm retired, wifey and I plan to travel some...
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  6. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  7. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  8. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
  9. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Why would a blind man wear a watch?
     
  10. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Good eye, LP!
     
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  11. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Dude, it's an iWatch. It's got Siri. It looks like a much older model than my 14 though.
     
  12. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
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  13. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
     
  14. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
     
  15. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home
     
  16. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    1. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
     
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  17. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    1. I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
     
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  18. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    1. When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
     
  19. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    1. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
     
  20. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    1. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.