The Lighter Side

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  1. Aug 6, 2019 #1221
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    1. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
     
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  3. Aug 6, 2019 #1222
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    1. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
     
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  5. Aug 8, 2019 #1223
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    . What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
    A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
     
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  6. Aug 8, 2019 #1224
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    Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
    For fingering a minor.
     
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  7. Aug 8, 2019 #1225
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    What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
    A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
     
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  8. Aug 8, 2019 #1226
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    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
    Lick-a-lotta-puss.
     
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  9. Aug 8, 2019 #1227
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    My wife said something to me like "If I died you would probably find someone new right away"
    I told her I would bring a date to her funeral [​IMG]
     
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  10. Aug 8, 2019 #1228
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    Q: What's the difference between a typical prostitute and an Amish prostitute?
    A: Two Mennonite
     
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  11. Aug 9, 2019 #1229
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    Gay dinosaur = Megasoreass
     
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  12. Aug 9, 2019 #1230
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    Jajaha
     
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  13. Aug 15, 2019 #1231
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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Aug 15, 2019 #1232
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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Aug 15, 2019 #1233
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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Aug 17, 2019 #1234
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Aug 17, 2019 #1235
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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Aug 18, 2019 #1236
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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Aug 18, 2019 #1237
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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Aug 21, 2019 #1238
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    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Aug 21, 2019 #1239
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    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Aug 21, 2019 #1240
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    [​IMG]
     
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