The Lighter Side

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by nopantsLance, Feb 20, 2017.

  1. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
    A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
     
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  2. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
    Lick-a-lotta-puss.
     
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  3. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    My wife said something to me like "If I died you would probably find someone new right away"
    I told her I would bring a date to her funeral [​IMG]
     
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  4. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Q: What's the difference between a typical prostitute and an Amish prostitute?
    A: Two Mennonite
     
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  5. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Gay dinosaur = Megasoreass
     
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  6. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

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    antoine Well-Known Member

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    antoine Well-Known Member

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    antoine Well-Known Member

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    antoine Well-Known Member

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    DosXX Well-Known Member

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  14. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

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    antoine Well-Known Member

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    antoine Well-Known Member

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  18. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick
     
  19. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
     
  20. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013