The Lighter Side

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by nopantsLance, Feb 20, 2017.

  1. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Did you know that its impossible to whistle with your own finger in your anal canal!

    How many of you are thinking about it?lol
     
  2. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Here's a riddle. If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place what place are you in?
     

  3. Notaseal

    Notaseal Well-Known Member

    Apr 18, 2015
  4. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    No but nice try
     
  5. Carson

    Carson Well-Known Member

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    May 19, 2006
    2nd place.
     
  6. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Winner!
     
  7. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    I've got to come up with tougher or funnier things
     
  8. Carson

    Carson Well-Known Member

    436
    May 19, 2006
    I ran enough fast races to figure this one out without the google. :D
     
  9. Notaseal

    Notaseal Well-Known Member

    Apr 18, 2015
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  10. Carson

    Carson Well-Known Member

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    May 19, 2006
  11. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
  12. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    2 farm mice fall into a bucket if milk. 1 gives up because they can't get out. The 2nd mouse finds a solution and gets out. What was the solution?
     
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  13. Notaseal

    Notaseal Well-Known Member

    Apr 18, 2015
    2nd mouse drank all the milk.
     
  14. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Well I guess that would work but then you would be stuck at the bottom of the bucket with a big fat belly of milk. We all know you're not getting any airs with a big fat belly and milk. And that's coming from a guy that was slightly penetrated by a full grown dolphin ;-)
     
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  15. Carson

    Carson Well-Known Member

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    May 19, 2006
    Climbed on the back of the first mouse and got out.
     
  16. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Nice idea but sadly no!
     
  17. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Okay here's a true story. I was sitting in the local VFW and talking to this old veteran from Vietnam. He was chatting with a buddy of his about this and that and sharing War Stories when is Buddy said hey you know I can tell 30 minutes before it rains because the plate in my knee causes me pain. The guy next to him says well I can tell when a pretty girl enters the room without even looking.. his buddy says how do you know that? No Lie the guy stands up pulls his pants down and has a full-on boner! Don't judge me for looking. No homo
     
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  18. Notaseal

    Notaseal Well-Known Member

    Apr 18, 2015
  19. nalu222

    nalu222 Well-Known Member

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    Feb 11, 2010
    Merica
     
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  20. Notaseal

    Notaseal Well-Known Member

    Apr 18, 2015