The Love of Bill's Life to Serve 48 Hours Behind Bars

Ha ha ha, you da man, Erock.

Dude, I checked out her status the other day. And saw she was going to court this week. Plus she's still married and living with some other dude. Heartbreaking, all of it.

She was counting on getting the charges dropped I heard, because her hubby took a plea and copped responsibility to the charges. Ahhh, 48 hours ain't no biggy. She's probably crying aboot it though.

Ah, I love when she whines and complains aboot everything, especially when she starts yelling. Oh man.

Just a matter of time before things go sour with this new dude, and I can make my move.

Jenelle, if you're out there, we got the cheapest, bestest dope around, honey. And our waves are choice, dude. And Commandant Christie signed a law last year that low level drug offenders do NOT go to prison anymore. All you'd have to worry aboot is going to rehab. Come on up here with me. It's paradise. Oh and we got plenty of wet, too. Jenelle please.......

 

Ahh man, now she's smiling in her mug shots. Must be getting used to "the life."

Erock, come on man, please go meet her when she gets out on Wednesday and tell her aboot me. Please. I will send a letter for you to present her with.

 

HAHAHA You guys crackin me up, Bill you can do better than that though, she looks haggard already, what you think she'll be looking like in 10-15 years?

 

SUP do NOT say that. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.......

She's the most beautiful woman in the world. OMG, I could just get lost in her rage crazed eyes for ever....and listen to her yell and complain and throw tantrums that would have a two-year-old going, " HOLY SH!T CALM DOWN, DUDE."

SUP have you ever seen her on TEEN MOM 2?

She's magnificent. Plus, she's wicked smart(that was for you Spicoli, "wicked" I know you guys like that term up there). She's mature and responsible - has her priorities in order. Like, she once said no to a sweet plea bargain because it would have prevented her form going to a KE$HA concert. Ha, but it worked out in her favor in the end because she got an even sweeter deal later. This chick has something magical aboot her.

Oh I also love Farrah Abraham from TEEN MOM( not 2, the first one). So any of you Florida people run into her, let me know. I think she still lives in Florida. I have to check that oot.

 

Can't say that I've ever stopped to watch the show but I've stumbled across it while channel surfing. I'm sure she's much cuter in person though, so you might be onto something here, rage filled eyes gets your blood flowing huh, is it the conflict you seek? Do you enjoy a good domestic situation? You know she'll be game for most anything though, you can guarantee that much!

 

Erock, you couldn't have picked a better subject/convict to lift PB&J's spirits. Right on point. We all have our wheel house.

 

Brunswick County trash... man... apparently there's a nice heroin epidemic going on right now in southeast N.C./northeast S.C. good God she's garbage. notice how everything is conveniently everyone else's fault when it comes to the screw ups in her life. a guy who tends bar around here told me he ran into her the other night in Myrtle Beach and said she was "hot." i told him to get off the drugs.

speaking of garbage... the waves are supposed to be the best we've had in over two weeks tomorrow! knee to waist with offshores!!

yolo

 

You horrible person......

All of Jenelle's problems ARE someone's else's fault. Her mom made her bad. Her old boyfriend impregnanted her. Keiffer got her on drugs. Her new love interests have gotten her arrested. I mean, Keiffer got her in trouble with the law the first time. He told her it was cool to tresspass in a certain home and spend the night doing coke. She trusted him and his judgements. That's Jenelle's problem - she's too trusting. Ahh man, she's such an angelic, darling.

Have you ever heard her mom's nagging voice? How can you blame poor Jenelle?

Jenelle, if you're out there, I love you. And Jersey's been at least knee to waist all summer, in the right spots. All your bases are covered up here. You've been to Jersey with Keiffer, you know how cool it is up here. Plus, the cops up here are used to dopers so they won't give you such a hard time. Man, dope's everywhere now, huh? HA, it's no longer a big city problem........your kids, they love it. Watch out............

 

I know Ms. Evans and have been to her house when she lived in Leland.....girl needs help.

 

REALLY ? Are you serious?? Do you still know her? Oh man, this is exciting. Like two years ago WBSurfer told me he knew her, but he was no help. No help at all. Now that dude's not even around anymore.

Hey, can you still get in her house? Aw man, if you get me some of her underwear that would be huge. Send it on up to me, man.

Blackfish if you could tell us aboot her and share some stories that would be great....

Thanks, dude.

 

It is really amazing that everytime I post anything on this site, I either get no response or a smartass one. I guess I have to be special to be a part of this exclusive club of posters.

 

I got this PJB....

Blackfish, he's not being a wise-arse, he's being cereal, like super cereal. You shouldn't feel at all let down by his response as he was being genuine, he has a true weakness and NEEDS those panties. For the sake of humanity, help a brotha out!

 

You're a part of the exclusive club of CB posters.

Speaking of which, where is CBSCREWBY? I'm about to file a 'missing person' report.

 

Hey thanks, SUP,

Good Lord, Blackfish, why are you taking offense at that?

Erock, you sum b!tch. Why in the world didn't you tell me this?

Exclusive? Man, newcomers get fondled up on around here. Lately they been getting huge welcome mats.

Blackfish, this ain't no Newport, RI high-society, yacht club. Shoot, I'm not even wearing a blazer, and I'm barefoot.
Maybe you're taking things a bit too serious. Lighten up, muchacho. I hear you aboot getting ignored, though. When I post, what I consider a zinger, and it gets ignored it warps me. Don't give up.

Trust me, no one is against you on here.

 

Janelle? Meh. She's not even on PornHub!

Farrah Abraham on the other hand, she's yum!